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shindigger

I NEVER WANTED TO COME BACK TO THIS NORTH DORSET SHITHOLE ANYWAY

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Just steaming my consciousness nothing to see here. Move along. Especially from this NORTH DORSET SHITHOLE!

I fucking moved away from here when i was 21, because they were all fucking cabbages, and now i'm back here at 51, and its the same but with grey hair*.

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

* And fictional Novichoks.

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1 minute ago, shindigger said:

Just steaming my consciousness nothing to see here. Move along. Especially from this NORTH DORSET SHITHOLE!

I fucking moved away from here when i was 21, because they were all fucking cabbages, and now i'm back here at 51, and its the same but with grey hair.

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you ok? 

Would you like us to call someone for you?

 

😊 

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Just now, Cunning Plan said:

Like a vet?

I will feel no fucking pain.

Yeah im fine. Venting.

Thanks for being vent-ees.

1 minute ago, Cunning Plan said:

Like a vet?

My animals have better healthcare than me. Do you see? Do you fucking see now???????:

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Can I just mention that NORTH DORSET SHITHOLE is appropriating a style of writing reserved for GOD'S OWN YORKSHIRE.

Please don't let it happen again.

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4 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Can I just mention that NORTH DORSET SHITHOLE is appropriating a style of writing reserved for GOD'S OWN YORKSHIRE.

Please don't let it happen again.

Snowflake SJW Hoon.

To be renamed NOVICHOK ON SEA.

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Why voluntarily return, against your own wishes?

Anyway, I'm going to have to look on a map. My knowledge of Dorset only extends to Bournemouth and Poole. 

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24 minutes ago, shindigger said:

Just steaming my consciousness nothing to see here. Move along. Especially from this NORTH DORSET SHITHOLE!

I fucking moved away from here when i was 21, because they were all fucking cabbages, and now i'm back here at 51, and its the same but with grey hair*.

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

* And fictional Novichoks.

There's no place like home.

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1 minute ago, Wahoo said:

Go south my friend. I hear Bridport might be a better cup of tea.

Fucking Broadchurch Bastards everywhere.

Broadchurch was actaully quite good. 1+2 anyway.

1 minute ago, blobloblob said:

Why voluntarily return, against your own wishes?

Anyway, I'm going to have to look on a map. My knowledge of Dorset only extends to Bournemouth and Poole. 

Ageing Pop Digger. I be the good son arrr, i be the good so. Arrrgh.

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Im actually fine. Cheers. That was briefly fun though, i thought.😌

Who ho.. im livin on a pension. And no BBC tax.

His ankles are going though. Stairlift ahoy!

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Just now, blobloblob said:

A staggeringly large number of two-word place names. Surely that's a good thing? I bet the Yanks would love it.

Child Okeford velkommens you.

Or is it Okeford Fitzpaine, or the Hazleburys... Bryant and Plucknett.

Spare a thought then for the Magnas, Canford and Fontmell. Or the Tarrants Rushton Hinton and Monkton.

Then theres the Piddle Valley to navigate before lunch.

5 minutes ago, Dave Beans said:

Those in Stalbridge finally got to you?

Fuck Stalbridge. 6 Fingers.

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