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For a chuckle. Pikey test.....

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2 minutes ago, Thombleached said:

Some of them surely you can't help but tot up:

Exhibit a:

Have you ever relieved a hotel room of it's freebie shower gel or shampoo?

 

Quite. Who hasn’t.

i don’t anymore though as my bathroom was overflowing with the damn things. 

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2 minutes ago, Melchett said:

Quite. Who hasn’t.

i don’t anymore though as my bathroom was overflowing with the damn things. 

Were they the racist, whites-only type that the BLM bitch was whining about?

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5 minutes ago, Thombleached said:

Some of them surely you can't help but tot up:

Exhibit a:

Have you ever relieved a hotel room of it's freebie shower gel or shampoo?

 

Exhibit B:

Before the age of carpet cleaners many people used shake n vac.

At least I never put in my shoes like my brother 😛

 

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1 minute ago, Bkkandrew said:

Were they the racist, whites-only type that the BLM bitch was whining about?

Yes because I’m white (and so also racist)

1 minute ago, JackieO said:

Exhibit B:

Before the age of carpet cleaners many people used shake n vac.

At least I never put in my shoes like my brother 😛

 

And yes, I was a student for most of the 80s, and even the best places I lived would be regarded as scummy slums these days. I used it in an attempt to reduce the adhesive qualities of the ‘carpets’ in several places.

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14 minutes ago, JackieO said:

Exhibit B:

Before the age of carpet cleaners many people used shake n vac.

At least I never put in my shoes like my brother 😛

 

Exhibit D (spunkface has already cornered exhibit c): 

Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?

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They forgot to mention:

Spending all your JSA in Whetherspoons

Having a staffie called turbo

Shopping in B&M and nowhere else

 

I'm an honorary pikey on account of all the rusty vehicles I have in my garden. 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, whitevanman said:

They forgot to mention:

Spending all your JSA in Whetherspoons

Having a staffie called turbo

Shopping in B&M and nowhere else

 

I'm an honorary pikey on account of all the rusty vehicles I have in my garden. 

 

 

Trousers tucked into socks are a usual red flag as well. 

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1 hour ago, Thombleached said:

Some of them surely you can't help but tot up:

Exhibit a:

Have you ever relieved a hotel room of it's freebie shower gel or shampoo?

 

nor can renters avoid magnolia,unless your landlord is pikey and doesnt give a fk has he isnt paying for the paint.mines 10 or 11 im not up to multi tasking yet ie answering questions and adding my score up acuretly.

Edited by stokiescum

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32 minutes ago, Thombleached said:

Exhibit D (spunkface has already cornered exhibit c): 

Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party?

People get invited to dinner parties? That's posh.

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16 minutes ago, Happy Renting said:

People get invited to dinner parties? That's posh.

Good point. Do we think pikeys have dinner parties?

I would say not as almost the only thing they didn't nick off me was my dinner service.

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2 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Thats been written by some cunt south of Watford Gap.

Fuckin snobs.

Given they think you can still shop at Bejams I suspect some sort of time traveller from before 1989.

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I certainly don't chuck socks that I've only worn once in the wash. Unless the I've been running or walked a long distance. Is that pikey? 

I do the same with pants (maybe that is pikey)

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