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Sucralose Ray Leonard

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Just now, Sucralose Ray Leonard said:

I've just seen a guy cum all over a girl's back, on national TV.

 

And I got a bollocking because I interviewed someone who said the word 'Fuck' in an interview resulting in the Controller having to give the go-ahead for it to go out.

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Just now, Sucralose Ray Leonard said:

And a woman has just given a chap a golden shower, which he drank.

I think it's bed time. (No not because I'm horney, cos I'm not)

Thirsty?

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1 minute ago, spygirl said:

Did she just piss on a gimp?

Ive nit even had my coco.

The pissing?

I'm a bit of a deviant but this shit makes me seem positively vanilla.

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What's with her accent ? Is this the trying to be black sort of sounding London thing ? 

Always find it very bizarre. She's pretty rank too. Launched her fag butt out her flat window too. Nasty and not in a good way. 

Stupid lips too. 

3 minutes ago, Sucralose Ray Leonard said:

If I shit in my pants, does anyone want to buy them?

I will start the bidding.

£3.98

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Cash in hand eh? Wonder how much the tax man gets. And yes, flicking that cig out of the window summed her up for me.

1 minute ago, ccc said:

What's with her accent ? Is this the trying to be black sort of sounding London thing ? 

Always find it very bizarre. She's pretty rank too. Launched her fag butt out her flat window too. Nasty and not in a good way. 

Stupid lips too. 

I will start the bidding.

£3.98

Soiled, to the man at the back.

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36 minutes ago, Sucralose Ray Leonard said:

I've just seen a guy cum all over a girl's back, on national TV.

Avoided her hair, quite the gentleman.

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I didn't think I was squeamish, but I obviously am.

Can't watch that stuff. :Sick1:

Still, one mystery solved, I always wondered exactly what gays or other frequent bum sex practitioners did to avoid poo becoming too much of a part of the experience (assuming that mostly they won't want that) - I watched the first few mins and in that time the gay escort bloke showed a special insertable shower attachment. Yuck again, but less yuck than the alternative I guess. Wish my ex-gf had had one, I might have liked it more!

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7 minutes ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

Still, one mystery solved, I always wondered exactly what gays or other frequent bum sex practitioners did to avoid poo becoming too much of a part of the experience

I always remember a female friend telling me about the time her (soon to be ex-) boyfriend insisted on AI - as he withdrew she farted and a small, soft, poo flew out and impacted on the end of his knob. He then started hysterically running round the bedroom with said  knob berating her for her poor manners

"we'll you wanted to stick it up there", was her curt reply.

Quite.

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19 minutes ago, davidg said:

I always remember a female friend telling me about the time her (soon to be ex-) boyfriend insisted on AI - as he withdrew she farted and a small, soft, poo flew out and impacted on the end of his knob. He then started hysterically running round the bedroom with said  knob berating her for her poor manners

"we'll you wanted to stick it up there", was her curt reply.

Quite.

Withdrawing too slowly - rookie mistake

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Just found it on Sky Q catch up.

I find this a lot less shocking than seeing people holding hands, and singing along, in Manchester on the news.

That REALLY fucking offends me.

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Was this the fisting programme or a different episode? Im still trying to get that prolapse image out my head so ill give the rest a miss...

Flicking channels never became so risky. 

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