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JackieO

Femilift and Waxing armpits. Ladies don't do it...

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3 minutes ago, sarahbell said:

Femilift ?

 

Wtf.

Waxing anything is wrong. Even lemons.

 

https://www.realself.com/femilift

 

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FemiLift is a minimally invasive procedure that can tighten the vagina, improve menopausal dryness, and reduce urinary incontinence. A laser handpiece is inserted into the vagina and delivers precise laser energy into the tissue. The procedure is virtually painless, lasts about 30 minutes, and doesn’t require any downtime.

 

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5 minutes ago, The Masked Tulip said:

FemiLift is a minimally invasive procedure that can tighten the vagina, improve menopausal dryness, and reduce urinary incontinence. A laser handpiece is inserted into the vagina and delivers precise laser energy into the tissue. The procedure is virtually painless, lasts about 30 minutes, and doesn’t require any downtime.

Can we talk about female powerlifters please? I've changed my mind.

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11 minutes ago, JackieO said:

Aww fuck I'm in pain

I bet you are, if you've been doing that Femilift thing. Sounds horrible.

Women get things the wrong way round - they need Chad Thundercock AFTER they've had children, not before.

:P

 

As for armpits, I remember fancying this lady anyway, but I don't think the armpit hair added to her charms....

Image result for 99 red balloons Nena armpit

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, The Masked Tulip said:

FemiLift is a minimally invasive procedure that can tighten the vagina, improve menopausal dryness, and reduce urinary incontinence. A laser handpiece is inserted into the vagina and delivers precise laser energy into the tissue. The procedure is virtually painless, lasts about 30 minutes, and doesn’t require any downtime. 

Quite! On the ball as usual TMT!

JFK and I spotted a sign for Femilift in Wilmslow this avvie.

JFK looked it up low and behold they wanted £10K to stick a laser up menopausal ladies cuffs to cure saggy and dry cuffs.

We were like WTF

Edited by JackieO

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1 minute ago, JackieO said:

Quite! On the ball as usual TMT!

JFK and I spotted a sign for Femilift in Wilmslow this avvie.

JFK looked it up low and behold they wanted £10K to a laser stick up menopausal ladies cuffs to cure saggy and dry cuffs.

We were like WTF

 

Violet wand cheaper.

https://www.violetwands.com/about-violet-wands/

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2 minutes ago, JackieO said:

Quite! On the ball as usual TMT!

JFK and I spotted a sign for Femilift in Wilmslow this avvie.

JFK looked it up low and behold they wanted £10K to stick a laser up menopausal ladies cuffs to cure saggy and dry cuffs.

We were like WTF

How do you feel afterwards?  

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5 minutes ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

o armpit waxing however

As for armpits, I remember fancying this lady anyway, but I don't think the armpit hair added to her charms....

Image result for 99 red balloons Nena armpit

Fuck off lol. I would never have a femilift. :P

 

I am in pain due to armpit waxing however

 

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Posted (edited)
23 minutes ago, JackieO said:

I am in pain due to armpit waxing however 

Since noone asked my daughter who is very precocious has always been in a rush to get on in life

She does Gymnastics and so being in a leotard a lot she wanted to shave her legs.

I said ok.

Then she wanted to wax her legs.

I said erm ok but at a salon.

The salon said they don't as a rule wax legs.

So I bought a home waxing kit.

She practised waxing on my legs.

She then did hers.

All fine...

Then she asked could she was her pits when she got hair there

Not a good idea says I!

I then let her wax my pits as an example

A day on I'm still in pain

She doesnt want to wax there anytime soon

 

Edited by JackieO

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Posted (edited)

 

38 minutes ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

I bet you are, if you've been doing that Femilift thing. Sounds horrible.

Women get things the wrong way round - they need Chad Thundercock AFTER they've had children, not before.

:P

 

As for armpits, I remember fancying this lady anyway, but I don't think the armpit hair added to her charms....

Image result for 99 red balloons Nena armpit

If she were my girlfriend, I would be getting through 'neun und neunzig luftballon' every week. 

Edited by Austin Allegro

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48 minutes ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

I bet you are, if you've been doing that Femilift thing. Sounds horrible.

Women get things the wrong way round - they need Chad Thundercock AFTER they've had children, not before.

:P

 

As for armpits, I remember fancying this lady anyway, but I don't think the armpit hair added to her charms....

Image result for 99 red balloons Nena armpit

It was a phase she was going through, now, knocking on 60 she's much smoother

https://youtu.be/BixIX3mjcBY

 

Edited by davidg

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A proper engineering solution to a worn bore would be much cheaper and less painful (unless you have to heat the housing with a torch).

Bushing

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1 hour ago, Cunning Plan said:

Sounds like JFK is tight at least.

Aye, if anyone needs a CO2 laser sticking up their chuff I'm yer man!

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2 hours ago, The Masked Tulip said:

"FemiLift is a minimally invasive procedure that can tighten the vagina, improve menopausal dryness, and reduce urinary incontinence. A laser handpiece is inserted into the vagina and delivers precise laser energy into the tissue. The procedure is virtually painless, lasts about 30 minutes, and doesn’t require any downtime"

They accept credit cards though?

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, JackieO said:

Since noone asked my daughter who is very precocious has always been in a rush to get on in life

She does Gymnastics and so being in a leotard a lot she wanted to shave her legs.

I said ok.

Then she wanted to wax her legs.

I said erm ok but at a salon.

The salon said they don't as a rule wax legs.

So I bought a home waxing kit.

She practised waxing on my legs.

She then did hers.

All fine...

Then she asked could she was her pits when she got hair there

Not a good idea says I!

I then let her wax my pits as an example

A day on I'm still in pain

She doesnt want to wax there anytime soon

 

Why doesn't the salon wax legs as a rule?

I love being a bloke. Mind you, the nasel and ear hairs are going mad these days.

3 hours ago, The Masked Tulip said:

A Toc-h lamp can be used as a cheap alternative.

Edited by Sucralose Ray Leonard
Nasal not Basal.

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3 hours ago, JackieO said:

Quite! On the ball as usual TMT!

JFK and I spotted a sign for Femilift in Wilmslow this avvie.

JFK looked it up low and behold they wanted £10K to stick a laser up menopausal ladies cuffs to cure saggy and dry cuffs.

We were like WTF

Was his next Internet search was for MEW? 

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