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I think lizzie - the blonde, if anyones babeometer us soo fucked they think its tge dark haired obe - is pretty fit, in a last girl standingish at spoons way.

The paw tats on her tits would give me a talking point,

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Just now, spygirl said:

I think lizzie - the blonde, if anyones babeometer us soo fucked they think its tge dark haired obe - is pretty fit, in a last girl standingish at spoons way.

The paw tats on her tits would give me a talking point,

Eh?  I think you need to get out more spy 

or less maybe. o.O

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Just now, sarahbell said:

I wish I'd recorded the horrendous row the two sisters had a few years ago. Was absolutely vile. 

Years ago, i had a dead posh gf - and i mean posh - fluent in french, dad has houses in france and nyc.

Horses, porsche, the works.

I was invited to xmas at the country pile.

Oh fuck, i hope i dont show myself up.

1130pm xmas i was having to seperate gf (23) and her older sister (25) proper full on bitch fight, xmas tree down, mother ringing police.

My atrempt to diffuse the violence by saying id have sex with both them didnt go down well. To be honest, it was pretty horny.

7 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

How very different to the home life of our own dear Queen.

Are you really really sure?

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I just have to look outside my flat and I'll see the same characters like these walking past. :D

I haven't seen any fights yet though. Although this all kicked off about half a mile away a few years ago:

 

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4 minutes ago, UmBongo said:

I just have to look outside my flat and I'll see the same characters like these walking past. :D

I haven't seen any fights yet though. Although this all kicked off about half a mile away a few years ago:

 

Did he bust the scales at weightwatchers?

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5 minutes ago, ashestoashes said:

madness, I can see why the Scots got Hadrian to build that wall now

To be frank, its all good natured.

In boro most would not be english, thered be bag heads robbing the cars and some cunt on the roof throwing tiles down.

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26 minutes ago, spygirl said:

I think lizzie - the blonde, if anyones babeometer us soo fucked they think its tge dark haired obe - is pretty fit, in a last girl standingish at spoons way.

True, but she will be burning through a very short shelf life. Council estate girls can be massively fit for a short time.

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Just now, Panther said:

True, but she will be burning through a very short shelf life. Council estate girls can be massively fit for a short time.

In my younger days, a weekend was a long relationship.

Just now, Sucralose Ray Leonard said:

I rarely need subtitles but wtf??

Where's Mrs XYY to translate?

Really?

Im ok with all that.

If it was west country id be wtf?

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1 minute ago, spygirl said:

In my younger days, a weekend was a long relationship.

Really?

Im ok with all that.

If it was west country id be wtf?

I have no idea what the thing in Pink said at any point. 

And I've dated a Geordie Burd.

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18 minutes ago, UmBongo said:

I just have to look outside my flat and I'll see the same characters like these walking past. :D

I haven't seen any fights yet though. Although this all kicked off about half a mile away a few years ago:

 

We really do need to stop paying the feckless to breed 

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9 hours ago, Sucralose Ray Leonard said:

Omff?

Do I need to read Mumsnet more often?

Yes, what does OMFF stand for, please?

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