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The Idiocrat

Ideas for a new political party (serious, piss-taking, whatever...)

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When I was young and naive I wanted to get involved in politices, and did a little. These days, as we can see on here, there are times when I think "fuck, it's getting time to stand up". Other times, I think "fuck 'em, maybe emigrate or just keep your head down". I quite fancy at some point in my life running for Parliament, but quite possibly in a satirical way rather than seriously  Anyroad, I thought it would be a bit of fun to chuck both serious and whimsical ideas for new political parties out. Here are a few of mine:

New Feudalism - "We're just honest about fucking you over"
Basically take the relevant policies of ALL existing parties and showing how they hurt people. We'd start with Help to Buy and debt enslavement, immigration, etc.

The Trump Party - "Make Britain Great Again"
This would be a lot of fun!

The Men's Equality Party - "Men's lives matter too"
Again, more fun! Showing how men are disadvantaged from education to positive discrimination against them.

The Sharia Law Party - "Two votes for each man, one for each woman, no votes for LGBTXYZ"
Let's bring this fascist shit out into the open.

So please add your own!

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24 minutes ago, wherebee said:

The New Feudalism Party could be a good one.  Slogan 

"Helping the 1% get more of your money"

We already have three New Feudalism parties AKA as Neo-liberals.

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Predictable from me but "Democracy for Britain" or some such dull name, the aim being to replace the current elitist and corrupt plutocracy with a close but not identical copy of the Swiss electoral and political system. Something dull, efficient, as fair as humans are capable of being, and most importantly giving the population a big stick they can beat any government with that doesn't do what they want.

Watching the video in Spygirl's Baby Spice thread makes the idea that Britain isn't ready for proper democracy tempting, but the idea is that with time when people have to live with what they voted for, the population will grow up a bit.

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I'd like to see a political party that doesn't keep upping the state retirement age (and dragging the private pension up with it) on the false pretense that we are all living longer. 65 was the perfect number (and 55 for private pensions). Another one that'd get my vote would be to scrap state pension and unemployment benefits altogether and replace with a Citizens Income instead. Start it at £125 a week (its criminal that Job Seekers Allowance is half what it was twenty years ago taking into account inflation especially when TPTB have opened our labour market to Europe and beyond). Scrap the TV tax too. 

 Yours are better suggestions and I'd vote for the Sharia Law Party just to be an arse.

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1 hour ago, The Idiocrat said:

When I was young and naive I wanted to get involved in politices, and did a little. These days, as we can see on here, there are times when I think "fuck, it's getting time to stand up". Other times, I think "fuck 'em, maybe emigrate or just keep your head down". I quite fancy at some point in my life running for Parliament, but quite possibly in a satirical way rather than seriously  Anyroad, I thought it would be a bit of fun to chuck both serious and whimsical ideas for new political parties out. Here are a few of mine:

New Feudalism - "We're just honest about fucking you over"
Basically take the relevant policies of ALL existing parties and showing how they hurt people. We'd start with Help to Buy and debt enslavement, immigration, etc.

The Trump Party - "Make Britain Great Again"
This would be a lot of fun!

The Men's Equality Party - "Men's lives matter too"
Again, more fun! Showing how men are disadvantaged from education to positive discrimination against them.

The Sharia Law Party - "Two votes for each man, one for each woman, no votes for LGBTXYZ"
Let's bring this fascist shit out into the open.

So please add your own!

xD

I think we need nationalism, and some socialist policies too.

No idea what to call the party though...

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22 minutes ago, Carl Fimble said:

xD

I think we need nationalism, and some socialist policies too.

No idea what to call the party though...

Avoiding the obvious, The Populist Party - may as well go all-in as the sjw's will accuse you of being populist anyway - the more they say it the more it would help the brand!

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1 hour ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

Predictable from me but "Democracy for Britain" or some such dull name, the aim being to replace the current elitist and corrupt plutocracy with a close but not identical copy of the Swiss electoral and political system. Something dull, efficient, as fair as humans are capable of being, and most importantly giving the population a big stick they can beat any government with that doesn't do what they want.

Watching the video in Spygirl's Baby Spice thread makes the idea that Britain isn't ready for proper democracy tempting, but the idea is that with time when people have to live with what they voted for, the population will grow up a bit.

I'm a big fan of what you propose. I'd call it The People's Party and make it clear it would be the Swiss system.

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Ooh, forgot one of my favourites:

Nun of the Above: "All the others are cunts"

Real nuns, or blokes with moustaches in nuns' habits, would run for election in a re-run of the election in Brewster's Millions. Clearly with both Christian nuns and transgenders/cross-dressers we'll struggle to win the Muslim vote though.

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1 hour ago, spunko2010 said:

The Deport Party. Funded by intercepting a percentage of moneys "sent back home" without them knowing. 

A percentage?  It used to be that a lot of countries would not allow you to take money out. South Africa was I think one of those. 

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12 minutes ago, One percent said:

A percentage?  It used to be that a lot of countries would not allow you to take money out. South Africa was I think one of those. 

I'd put a D Notice on anyone disclosing it though :D

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