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spygirl

They fuck you up, your Mum and Dad

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Yes, often reffered to as 'naughty' children. But it's much easier to give them Ritalin or some other shit, so they don't grow up to be to dissenting, just thick and malleable.

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5 minutes ago, THE MAJOR said:

Yes, often reffered to as 'naughty' children. But it's much easier to give them Ritalin or some other shit, so they don't grow up to be to dissenting, just thick and malleable.

Well yes, but without it where would the Lib Dems find candidates?
 

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This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.   
    They may not mean to, but they do.   
They fill you with the faults they had
    And add some extra, just for you.
 
But they were fucked up in their turn
    By fools in old-style hats and coats,   
Who half the time were soppy-stern
    And half at one another’s throats.
 
Man hands on misery to man.
    It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
    And don’t have any kids yourself.
 
B|
 

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1 hour ago, One percent said:
This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.   
    They may not mean to, but they do.   
They fill you with the faults they had
    And add some extra, just for you.
 
But they were fucked up in their turn
    By fools in old-style hats and coats,   
Who half the time were soppy-stern
    And half at one another’s throats.
 
Man hands on misery to man.
    It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
    And don’t have any kids yourself.
 
B|
 

See. Got it right. inc. the punctuation.

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Just now, MrPin said:

What do you know about that?

A! Lot( Pinny&

Ive read Strung and White, Chicago Book of Style, hung out with sub-editors from The New Yorker, necking Martinis and sneering at the hoi-polloi.

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1 minute ago, spygirl said:

A! Lot( Pinny&

Ive read Strung and White, Chicago Book of Style, hung out with sub-editors from The New Yorker, necking Martinis and sneering at the hoi-polloi.

That sort of immodesty, will get you noticed!

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36 minutes ago, spygirl said:

A! Lot( Pinny&

Ive read Strung and White, Chicago Book of Style, hung out with sub-editors from The New Yorker, necking Martinis and sneering at the hoi-polloi.

The Americans can't spell. They use 'z' in funny places. 

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2 minutes ago, Long time lurking said:

I have always fancied going to the burning man festival ...even more so now

Just go to Wetherspoons on Friday and pick up the fat easy divorcee at the bar.

Burning Man bits.

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2 minutes ago, Long time lurking said:

I have always fancied going to the burning man festival ...even more so now

o.O

2 minutes ago, spygirl said:

Just go to Wetherspoons on Friday and pick up the fat easy divorcee at the bar.

Burning Man bits.

Will she have a merkin?  

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6 minutes ago, Happy Renting said:

You didn't realise what a merkin is?

Or, in saying 'got this', you mean that you have one of the fluorescent ones yourself?

Well both really.  I got a pink one as a present at Christmas and didn't realise what it was until I just googled it.  I thought it was to keep my dog's nose warm in the winter. No wonder we got funny looks. 

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4 minutes ago, One percent said:

Well both really.  I got a pink one as a present at Christmas and didn't realise what it was until I just googled it.  I thought it was to keep my dog's nose warm in the winter. No wonder we got funny looks. 

With a little ingenuity.you can wear it and still keep your dog's nose warm.

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1 minute ago, Cunning Plan said:

I am finding this topic very uncomfortable.

 

You need to look after your hound and a merkin will help to keep his nose warm whilst still allowing him to sniff. 

I feel a sales pitch and new career coming on. Can I buy these things in bulk?  

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