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What to do? Two friends have both independently decided to be lightweights tonight. I'm old, over 40 a bit. Children etc so not many nights out. Thank fuck for autoirrect...

Sitting on a bench with 30/60 minutes til bus, gotBeers, bus ticket already . Fancy food, Maccu D's 24 would waste enough time for bus in an hour, and give pishing opportunity. If I was less skint I'd consider casino but fuck that anyway. Fancy driving more beers and having another wee j. 

What would you do?

I reckon joint and beer on bench, quite pleasant and nobody"s radge, then mcd's fora burger and pish and then bus. Got Wild Turkey at home and in mood, no other cunt it though, Fri night too, things ain't what they used to be....

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11 minutes ago, wherebee said:

Stand up and shout 'I'm DOSBODS' and see who answers...

No need, at quite and pleasant at the moment. Beer, j and nice air. Mellow with my tunes. Wander soon and look at bus times, mcd if time to waste. Could do with a pish but I'm pished enough to pish "wild" , kinda into the idea of a wee burger though.

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1 minute ago, Kilham said:

Can I cheat and look at page 27 to see if you get beaten up by a swarm of angry weegies?.

Only if you have a time machine and a machine to make shit drunkish threads suddenly amazing. Still at bench  plan is piss, walk for bus/McDonalds may have another beer after piss. Quite quiet and fresh air.

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No weegies, quiet af. Folk are lightweights, Fri nights weren't like this in my day. 

:Old:

Where's @ccc?

 

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19 minutes ago, LC1 said:

 

I was thinking more :

 

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, Kilham said:

Does seem very quiet, I was in Jedburgh around 10 and had forgotten it was Friday, looked more like a Sunday even for there.

shitebags

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got bus, got off after 4mins spewed, McDonalds then the next bus.. I'm the lightweight!

3 minutes ago, Captain Cavey said:

Is it no the wee small hours there?

Still at work and sober me.

2.30am, home now though, cup of tea and I'll be fine for the kids.waking me up at 6/7ish.....

 

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42 minutes ago, UmBongo said:

The buses seem to run very late in Scotland...

My local bus service finishes at about 11.30pm. :( Not that I go out drinking as much as I used to.

You are lucky. Mine finished in about 1998.

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this drunk action adventure seems a bit of an anticlimax. did you film it? maybe that would make it more exciting.

Any drunken binge that ends in a cup of tea, i doubt was much of a binge.

Bodycam footage or it didnt happen.

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