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OK, so the PTB are clearly getting desperate and ramping up the post-Brexit disaster scenarios. - lack of food, no planes etc etc.

Who can come up with the most outrageous suggestion that they actually use over the next few months?

My guess is that they will tell us that we will no longer have access to GPS and we will all need to revert to AA Maps.

 

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15 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

OK, so the PTB are clearly getting desperate and ramping up the post-Brexit disaster scenarios. - lack of food, no planes etc etc.

Who can come up with the most outrageous suggestion that they actually use over the next few months?

My guess is that they will tell us that we will no longer have access to GPS and we will all need to revert to AA Maps.

 

Theresa will keep her job if it's a "No Deal Brexit"

 

Edited to add: Actually use...doh

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19 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

My guess is that they will tell us that we will no longer have access to GPS and we will all need to revert to AA Maps.

We can go one better than that.

We're all familiar with the Galileo project - the European alternative to GPS. Why does Europe need an alternative to GPS?

Obvs - in case the EU Army (anyone applied for a job with them yet? the cybersecurity post looks interesting) - yes that bizarre idea which only existed in the feverish imaginations of paranoid eurosceptics which would never ever come about - yes, that army - just happens to go to war against the US.

What Joe Public is likely to be less aware of - is that GPS is used to provide precise timings for power stations*.

So there you have it - and you heard it here first, rather than the So-Called BBC.

 Brexit will lead to complete failure of the National Grid, because we will be reliant on the perfidious Yanks rather than our good friends in Brussels for the split second timings required to run our power generation and distribution systems.

*Links to three articles from companies looking to sell you expensive GPS clocks - 1  2  3

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Income tax to rise to 80% to pay for social care/the NHS/benefits/education/the trains/energy/climate change/refugees/transexuals/hedgehogs/potholes all caused by Brexit.

No access to sauerkraut/calamari/paella as cannot get enough qualified chefs in to make these meals and the ingredients will be prohibitively expensive (and washed in chlorine) if imported from the USA.

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19 minutes ago, unregistered_guest said:

We can go one better than that.

We're all familiar with the Galileo project - the European alternative to GPS. Why does Europe need an alternative to GPS?

Obvs - in case the EU Army (anyone applied for a job with them yet? the cybersecurity post looks interesting) - yes that bizarre idea which only existed in the feverish imaginations of paranoid eurosceptics which would never ever come about - yes, that army - just happens to go to war against the US.

What Joe Public is likely to be less aware of - is that GPS is used to provide precise timings for power stations*.

So there you have it - and you heard it here first, rather than the So-Called BBC.

 Brexit will lead to complete failure of the National Grid, because we will be reliant on the perfidious Yanks rather than our good friends in Brussels for the split second timings required to run our power generation and distribution systems.

*Links to three articles from companies looking to sell you expensive GPS clocks - 1  2  3

Galileo is laughable.

US invented GPS. The really accurate GPS readings are still kept by the US military (I think).

EU is jealous - GPS is a really useful valuable tecnology. So, to prove the EU is good, is on about making its own GPS.

Galileo been going on for years.

The accurate GPS  readings will be supplied toNato countries.

EU does not like this.

EU let the Chinese join Galileo.

US does not like this. NEither should any EU country FFS - CHina will fuck the EU over.

 

 

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Apparently we won't be able to get any Brussels sprouts, after Brexit, they will be unwanted immigrants and so sent back to Belgium.

All the water pipes are going to burst and road tarmac meltdown.

Remainers also maintain that the white cliffs of Dover will turn red with embarrassment.

Wee Kranky will finally blow a gasket.

Corbyn will be secretly photographed at a Brexit celebration party.

Olde Moores Almanac will only be published as far as 19th March 2019

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