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stokiescum

katie price shot down allegadly

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it might be katie after free inches (column) but i cant see how they dare do this unless there is some truth in it,has id presume she could sue them.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3019715/katie-prices-sex-tape-embarrassment-as-porn-bosses-tell-her-youd-make-more-money-selling-your-two-pussy-cats/        aparently her cats are worth more than her pussy......

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23 minutes ago, spygirl said:

The bankruptcy things being hot the last 2 weeks.

I reckon someone in a bank has leaked info to papers.

im to tight to buy papers,but i was reading something regarding bankruptcy in the chippy the other day whilst i waited for my mini fish meal to be cooked....

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3 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

im to tight to buy papers,but i was reading something regarding bankruptcy in the chippy the other day whilst i waited for my mini fish meal to be cooked....

Was Katie Price working behind the counter?

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24 minutes ago, XswampyX said:

Christ!

It would be like watching a tramp beat to death an injured badger (after it had been run over by a car) with a base ball bat.

 

id like to see her and a honey badger in an enclosed area far more than i want to see her get fked again,but im sure the badger would give her a damb good fooking over

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11 minutes ago, spygirl said:

The bankruptcy things being hot the last 2 weeks.

I reckon someone in a bank has leaked info to papers.

Or this could be because she’s trying to hide her assets (oh, er) from the latest husband she’s divorcing.

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25 minutes ago, Battenberg said:

Or this could be because she’s trying to hide her assets (oh, er) from the latest husband she’s divorcing.

valid point,but i think most red blooded men have seen them...myself sevral times cough...courtisy of porn hub or x hamsters i might add.she is a bit to upmarket for me.

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25 minutes ago, XswampyX said:

You can watch the old one for free... It's as erotic as a kick in the ballz. :S

to be fair it did need a plumber with a tache in it saying ive droped  my ballcock can you look for it

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5 minutes ago, leonardratso said:

id watch a new one. as long as it was free.

If I'm going to watch porn I either want to see professionals or amateurs.  The one thing I really don't want to see is old skanky entitled amateurs playing at what they think is professional but is actually a million miles out.

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24 minutes ago, dgul said:

If I'm going to watch porn I either want to see professionals or amateurs.  The one thing I really don't want to see is old skanky entitled amateurs playing at what they think is professional but is actually a million miles out.

but to be fair it did launch some up in the world,paish hilton has an example.now she isnt know has a socialite with a rich dad but has a socialite with a rich dad who acidently lost a porn film that raised her to z list celebrit for 18 months.

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1 minute ago, stokiescum said:

to be fair it did need a plumber with a tache in it saying ive droped  my ballcock can you look for it

Ahh, they were the days.

Back when just before VHS had become mainstream we used to go to a mates house at the weekend for beer 'n' video nasty's (remember them) anyway we found the old mans video porn stash and used to watch them. Set the timer to where it originally was and make sure they ended back there. ;) This was before anybody had a video recorder.

Well one night after watching "re-animator" or some such shit, we get the old porno vid in the machine and have a good gawp. So we go and try and eject the fucking thing and it won't come out. We're all pissed as fuck sprawling all over the floor. Deep shit! We ended up having to take the machine apart, roll back the reading heads and manually turn the ejector mechanism to get the bloody thing out.

This was when a video player was like £800 and back then £800 was A LOT of money.

Fucking laugh, great days. xD

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7 minutes ago, XswampyX said:

Ahh, they were the days.

Back when just before VHS had become mainstream we used to go to a mates house at the weekend for beer 'n' video nasty's (remember them) anyway we found the old mans video porn stash and used to watch them. Set the timer to where it originally was and make sure they ended back there. ;) This was before anybody had a video recorder.

Well one night after watching "re-animator" or some such shit, we get the old porno vid in the machine and have a good gawp. So we go and try and eject the fucking thing and it won't come out. We're all pissed as fuck sprawling all over the floor. Deep shit! We ended up having to take the machine apart, roll back the reading heads and manually turn the ejector mechanism to get the bloody thing out.

This was when a video player was like £800 and back then £800 was A LOT of money.

Fucking laugh, great days. xD

Surely no-one remembers where they were in a porn film?  I can't imagine anyone noticing that a story-line doesn't make sense, let alone getting pissed off because they've missed a crucial nuance in the plot.

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Just now, dgul said:

Surely no-one remembers where they were in a porn film?  I can't imagine anyone noticing that a story-line doesn't make sense, let alone getting pissed off because they've missed a crucial nuance in the plot.

I would imagine stopping the film at the plumber coming into the room and the re-starting it with Candy gurgling spunk would give the game away? xD

We were only young, and paranoid. ;)

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9 hours ago, stokiescum said:

it might be katie after free inches (column) but i cant see how they dare do this unless there is some truth in it,has id presume she could sue them.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3019715/katie-prices-sex-tape-embarrassment-as-porn-bosses-tell-her-youd-make-more-money-selling-your-two-pussy-cats/        aparently her cats are worth more than her pussy......

maybe a double act pegging Piers Morgan would make more money

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I admit I know very little about Katie Price and celebrities in general, but one image I saw a few years ago reminded me of a famous poster from HPC and his revolting bed - hers is (almost) as revolting. I can't find it now on Google, but it was stained and awful, maybe just fake tan runoff but as someone with a Japanese level of cleanliness that kind of thing makes me feel very ill indeed. :Sick1:

Bankruptcy was always inevitable though, when you make a lot of money in a short time you need to be on the ball for the tax man cometh.

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The figure she was quoted as being worth is £45m, I would guess calculated at the time of her divorces.

I doubt that she had £45m at the time, rather that the was estimated worth of her businesses assuming that their profits continued to grow as they had been doing.

So her divorce payouts would have been based on that (if anyone remembers The Hotel C4 Mark Jenkins said similar, he was valued at £3m for his divorce settlement but then his hotels started hitting trouble and he ended up broke) rather than actual assets.  Hence her buying her £2m house with a mortgage rather than cash.

Her businesses have hit hard times and are unlikely to be valued at even £1m and she has been spending like she's rich when she isn't.

Looking at her spending it was something like half a million a year, not enough to burn through assets of £45m but plenty enough to burn through assets of £2m.

I've always thought she was awful; not just now she's got on a bit.

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8 hours ago, XswampyX said:

Ahh, they were the days.

Back when just before VHS had become mainstream we used to go to a mates house at the weekend for beer 'n' video nasty's (remember them) anyway we found the old mans video porn stash and used to watch them. Set the timer to where it originally was and make sure they ended back there. ;) This was before anybody had a video recorder.

Well one night after watching "re-animator" or some such shit, we get the old porno vid in the machine and have a good gawp. So we go and try and eject the fucking thing and it won't come out. We're all pissed as fuck sprawling all over the floor. Deep shit! We ended up having to take the machine apart, roll back the reading heads and manually turn the ejector mechanism to get the bloody thing out.

This was when a video player was like £800 and back then £800 was A LOT of money.

Fucking laugh, great days. xD

people forget how expensive they were,when we had our first one it was close to 600 i think and we had to have window locks on to satisy the insurence company,

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