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The XYY Man

The Abuse Thread. (For Adults Only)

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OK, the rules on here are simple.

Everyone who posts gets abused.

Someone posts - call them a cum-guzzling cunt.

No discussions, no subject or topic - just foul-mouthed filth aimed at every poster.

Mr Pin calls you a cock-womble...? You tell him you've fucked his sister. He replies that so has he...!

Try your best to make it funny.

And remember - It's nothing personal. It's the craic. Fuck off if it offends you - there's no gun against your head keeping you here.

Got that...?

Right, let's go - you bunch of limp-wristed, pot-bellied, fuck-wit spazzy cunts...!

 

XYY

 

 

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Just now, The XYY Man said:

OK, the rules on here are simple.

Everyone who posts gets abused.

Someone posts - call them a cum-guzzling cunt.

No discussions, no subject or topic - just foul-mouthed filth aimed at every poster.

Mr Pin calls you a cock-womble...? You tell him you've fucked his sister. He replies that so has he...!

Try your best to make it funny.

And remember - It's nothing personal. It's the craic. Fuck off if it offends you - there's no gun against your head keeping you here.

Got that...?

Right, let's go - you bunch of limp-wristed, pot-bellied, fuck-wit spazzy cunts...!

 

XYY

 

 

Sounds like the perfect thread for you - ya bum-snorkeling cunt...!

Mrs XYY

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

I only wanted an argument. Am I in the wrong thread?

No.

Only the wrong planet - you cum-guzzling sack of shite...!

 

XYY

 

8 minutes ago, Captain Cavey said:

Mr XYY, I think this is in poor taste.

only kidding you fuckfaced shit spackled muppet fart

Fuck off you cock chomping fuckwit.

 

XYY

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Well I think I'm THE best female any man could ever want to date.

I'm older but have great skills. Look good for my age, own house, own vehicle, dress well, no debt and independent. Great cook, gardener and some DIY skills. Unbelievable really...really!

Anyone who would like a date should apply in writing detailing their status and what they have to offer me.

No time wasters please and no abusers. 

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2 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

No.

Only the wrong planet - you cum-guzzling sack of shite...!

 

XYY

 

I'd probably need to visit another planet to find anything as ugly as your sperm receptacle.

3 minutes ago, Economic Exile said:

Well I think I'm THE best female any man could ever want to date.

I'm older but have great skills. Look good for my age, own house, own vehicle, dress well, no debt and independent. Great cook, gardener and some DIY skills. Unbelievable really...really!

Anyone who would like a date should apply in writing detailing their status and what they have to offer me.

No time wasters please and no abusers. 

That's great. Do you swallow?

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4 minutes ago, Economic Exile said:

Well I think I'm THE best female any man could ever want to date.

I'm older but have great skills. Look good for my age, own house, own vehicle, dress well, no debt and independent. Great cook, gardener and some DIY skills. Unbelievable really...really!

Anyone who would like a date should apply in writing detailing their status and what they have to offer me.

No time wasters please and no abusers. 

Bollocks.

You drink from the furry cup - you minge-munching Scottish twat...!

XYY

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Economic Exile said:

 

Well get real dude that depends on how much money you have. Nothing is free! :o

To misquote Churchill. Now that we know what you are, we can start negotiating :D

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11 minutes ago, Economic Exile said:

Well I think I'm THE best female any man could ever want to date.

I'm older but have great skills. Look good for my age, own house, own vehicle, dress well, no debt and independent. Great cook, gardener and some DIY skills. Unbelievable really...really!

Anyone who would like a date should apply in writing detailing their status and what they have to offer me.

No time wasters please and no abusers. 

Are you trying to entice Mr XYY into some sort of honey trap?

You're gonna get both barrels from his Missus 

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4 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

To misquote Churchill. Now that we know what you are, we can start negotiating :D

How much did Churchill pay for his blowjobs with swallow. I want the same as those birds xD

He was a PRIME MINISTER.

I bet you're a skint twat like me

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Just now, Captain Cavey said:

Are you trying to entice Mr XYY into some sort of honey trap?

You're gonna get both barrels from his Missus 

And you can fuck right off Captain Cave-mong...

 

XYY

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4 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Bollocks to you too - you bean-flicking, haggis-chomping twat...!

XYY

 

Haggis is better than that Parma shit you go on about. Hardy Scots eat blood and intestines not fuckin Parma crap!

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3 minutes ago, Economic Exile said:

Haggis is better than that Parma shit you go on about. Hardy Scots eat blood and intestines not fuckin Parma crap!

Lick the salt from my sweaty arse Rob Roy...

 

XYY

 

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Just now, Captain Cavey said:

Yir no use in that department anyway due to your advanced galloping knob rot, ya monkey hanging spazzer.

I doubt he's got the bollocks to even approach a monkey, let alone hang it. Probably has to get Mrs XYY to get the spider out of his bath (not that the filthy northern bastard would know what a bath is)

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29 minutes ago, Economic Exile said:

Well I think I'm THE best female any man could ever want to date.

I'm older but have great skills. Look good for my age, own house, own vehicle, dress well, no debt and independent. Great cook, gardener and some DIY skills. Unbelievable really...really!

Anyone who would like a date should apply in writing detailing their status and what they have to offer me.

No time wasters please and no abusers. 

Hi, 

I'm unemployed (but have funds) based in southampton B|

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1 minute ago, Captain Cavey said:

Yir no use in that department anyway due to your advanced galloping knob rot, ya monkey hanging spazzer.

Chug on my cheesy knob, you spunk-breathed cock-womble...

XYY

1 minute ago, WorkingPoor said:

Hi, 

I'm unemployed (but have funds) based in southampton B|

Southern shandy-drinking ponce...!

 

XYY

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