By The XYY Man
Hope you've all been using the word cunt in at least every third sentence on this, the first day of Februcunt.
Any DOSBODs cunt who isn't doing so is a cunt of cunts.
Some advice for those who may need a little practice before gaining the confidence to do it in public - try singing along to the songs on your favourite radio station playing through your car stereo on the way to work, but changing the odd word in the lyrics to cunt.
#...Ground control to Major Cunt...#
#...And I will do anything for cunt - but I won't do that...#
#...Cunt hurts, cunt scars, cunt wounds, and marks...#
#...Cunt the magic dragon, lives by the sea...#
#...I was born, under a wandering cunt...#
Go on, try it.
By The XYY Man
OK Spunk-breath - here's a "killer" feature that all the "fresh-meat" new members on DOSBODs will covet beyond the dreams of avarice.
An "I've been called a cunt by XYY" badge...!!!
Think about it @spunko
These daft twats will pay 5-figure sums for them badges if you keep them rare enough mate...!
All proceeds go toward the XYY bungalow in Peterlee fund mind...
Today we had a meeting at work where we were told by HR we needed to work on diversity. The irony was that, on a quick tally, the people in the room were about 50/50 male/female and about 50/50 white/non-white. This pretty much matches Toronto demographics.
Anyway, here’s the funny bit: I realized that, out of 20 people or so, only two were born outside of Canada (half of people in Toronto were born abroad) and they were both white able bodied Anglos (me and a guy who moved from Scotland when he was 3). With an entirely straight face I said “looking at the room, the biggest issue I see is that we have far too few people born outside of Canada - I think Bob and I maybe be the only ones here.” The HR woman looked like she’d swallowed a wasp but had to nod and agree with me.
Damn, that felt good!
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