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Eggsactly: a badly hatched plan.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6094357/Man-hospitalised-stuffing-15-hard-boiled-EGGS-bottom-high-date-rape-drug-GHB.html

A Dutch man had to be rushed to hospital after taking chemsex drug GHB and stuffing 15 hard-boiled eggs up his rectum.

The 29-year-old had taken the 'date rape' drug along with his partner, but ended up needing emergency surgery after their ovum adventure.

The 15 hard-boiled eggs caused a tear in his intestinal wall, leaving him in excruciating pain.

 

just why for gods sake, why?  o.OxD

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Maybe it was to feed the hamster he'd already shoved up there. Some very strange people like gerbilling as a pastime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling

If I saw I rodent, I lamp it, stand on it, shoot it, drown it or burn it.

I certainly wouldn't stick it up my bum.

Anyway, back to eggs...

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i reckon he was in eggscruciating pain.

Maybe they poached the idea off someone else.

GHB lead to GBH.

Perhaps his name was Benedict.

Looks like the GHB may have scrambled his brain.

Stupid dutch cunt.

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16 hours ago, Gordie Lastchance said:

Maybe it was to feed the hamster he'd already shoved up there. Some very strange people like gerbilling as a pastime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling

If I saw I rodent, I lamp it, stand on it, shoot it, drown it or burn it.

I certainly wouldn't stick it up my bum.

Anyway, back to eggs...

I have been made aware of an activity, in far-off places such as Yorkshire, called ferreting.

With my above post in mind, does this mean Yorkshire men have truly bizarre and bamboozling kinks?

Or does ferreting mean something completely different? O.o

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2 minutes ago, Gordie Lastchance said:

With my above post in mind, does this mean Yorkshire men have truly bizarre and bamboozling kinks?

Yes. They also engage in felching, which I believe involves putting a cute but nasty stoat-like creature down rabbit holes.

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7 minutes ago, eight said:

Yes. They also engage in felching, which I believe involves putting a cute but nasty stoat-like creature down rabbit holes.

I remember this cropping up on another Dosbods' thread a week or two back.

Despite people advising not to Giggle this and other meanings, I did.

I still bear the scars!!!:CryBaby:

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Well what else are you going to do with fifteen hard boiled eggs?

Stuffing objects up there seems to be a thing.  Most of us have seen, or rather heard, the Bruno video and there were two blokes at college who were either gay or bi who decided to have a race of stuffiy peanuts up there.  At least they had the decency to go into the toilets to do it out of sight and hearing.

<goes off to search for the Bruno video>

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1 minute ago, Frank Hovis said:

Well what else are you going to do with fifteen hard boiled eggs?

Stuffing objects up there seems to be a thing.  Most of us have seen, or rather heard, the Bruno video and there were two blokes at college who were either gay or bi who decided to have a race of stuffiy peanuts up there.  At least they had the decency to go into the toilets to do it out of sight and hearing.

<goes off to search for the Bruno video>

Since when did boiling and shelling 15 eggs count as foreplay?

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NSFW but (loud) audio listing only.

 

Just now, Horrified Onlooker said:

Since when did boiling and shelling 15 eggs count as foreplay?

You can buy hard boiled eggs; maybe even get them delivered.

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1 minute ago, Frank Hovis said:

You can buy hard boiled eggs; maybe even get them delivered.

Morrisons for one sells them in all kinds of vivid colours. I wonder what the highest "break" you could fit up there would be? Eight reds and seven blacks is 57.

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1 minute ago, eight said:

Morrisons for one sells them in all kinds of vivid colours. I wonder what the highest "break" you could fit up there would be? Eight reds and seven blacks is 57.

You have invented a game there.

Henceforth in the gay argot it will be known as "eight's snooker".

Your contribution to world culture has been achieved.

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