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Cunning Plan

Can't be arsed anymore

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5 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Going out for dinner this evening with the Parents in law and brother / sister in law as a going away bash for son.

Just realised that I really can't be bothered with conversation.

I used to pride myself on being entertaining / witty / could make small talk with anyone but I really don't care what they think of me, I don't care what they think of anything else and I have no interest in what they have been up to or are planning to do.

There is a good chance I could just end up mute.

Is this a normal thing when you get to 50?

Well......

Nah, forget it.

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Tbh, "conversations" are generally better online as opposed to real life.

Just say you are feeling sick and log in here. Bit of debate here then watch some porn then back to dosbods then have a litre of ice cream then bed.

#awessomesaturdaynight

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Serves you fucking right you should have taken the blue pill 💊 

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9 minutes ago, Funn3r said:

Serves you fucking right you should have taken the blue pill 💊 

I took the blue pill, and now I have pissed on the ceiling.

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3 minutes ago, eight said:

I took the blue pill, and now I have pissed on the ceiling.

Viagra was originally used to treat burns.

Had the happy side-effect of keeping the sheets off the affected area.

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this has happend to me over the last 6-9 months, i can go days without a single word, especially with the mrs, when she does speak its mainly crap anyway so i just nod and ignore, no idea what she's said and probably worse i dont even care.

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57 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Going out for dinner this evening with the Parents in law and brother / sister in law as a going away bash for son.

Just realised that I really can't be bothered with conversation.

I used to pride myself on being entertaining / witty / could make small talk with anyone but I really don't care what they think of me, I don't care what they think of anything else and I have no interest in what they have been up to or are planning to do.

There is a good chance I could just end up mute.

Is this a normal thing when you get to 50?

seems like it

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57 minutes ago, Cunning Plan said:

Going out for dinner this evening with the Parents in law and brother / sister in law as a going away bash for son.

Just realised that I really can't be bothered with conversation.

I used to pride myself on being entertaining / witty / could make small talk with anyone but I really don't care what they think of me, I don't care what they think of anything else and I have no interest in what they have been up to or are planning to do.

There is a good chance I could just end up mute.

Is this a normal thing when you get to 50?

Happened to me from my 30s. Not that I was a great orator in the first place.

7 minutes ago, Mr Miyagi said:

I got there at 40, most people are exceptionally dull. 

Yep, I'm nearly 41 and finding the same thing. Like with my annoying work colleague I mentioned in the 'Billy Two Sheds' thread

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1 hour ago, Cunning Plan said:

Is this a normal thing when you get to 50?

Yep,  it goes hand in hand with no longer tolerating idiots and saying out loud things that should remain in your head! 

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2 minutes ago, shindigger said:

So do i. They both need knocking down though.

I need a new hinge on the one and the other is starting to rot, I may go for a plastic one. 

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Don't think I have ever used so many reps in a single thread before xD

2 minutes ago, shindigger said:

So do i. They both need knocking down though.

Bet they're not as knackered as - oh can't be arsed.

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13 minutes ago, Happyhaddock said:

Yep,  it goes hand in hand with no longer tolerating idiots and saying out loud things that should remain in your head! 

Gervais calls it old people's rights.

Also tackles the sagging Kugelsack syndrome. Mine hit the chair before I sit down now.

 

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54 minutes ago, Mr Miyagi said:

I need a new hinge on the one and the other is starting to rot, I may go for a plastic one. 

Beware condensation and damp with plastic and tin sheds. Pressure treated wood is best.

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