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JackieO

I have a cat on my boobs

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16 minutes ago, JackieO said:

Just got a kitten and he's parked himself in a comfy place.

ive seen lots of girls with paw print tats on there tits,is it used to remind the cat where to park itself ?

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Just now, stokiescum said:

ive seen lots of girls with paw print tats on there tits,is it used to remind the cat where to park itself ?

Now eating my hair lol

He's one of these

 

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5 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

ive seen lots of girls with paw print tats on there tits,is it used to remind the cat where to park itself ?

Yes, I thought that this was going to be another thread about tramp stamps 

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8 minutes ago, JackieO said:

He's still there purring his head off and licking my face.

I'm sat at the PC btw lol

That is why.

You are giving more attention to the PC than to the cat.

This is not ok; see Rule 3.

7513d0f026383c3026654e2d933d0497--cat-st

 

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15 minutes ago, mattydread said:

i'LL send you pics of my cunt of a cat

No need here's a pic of my cunt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

of a cat.

He's outside. Grumpy bastard.

 

Kittens now asleep on boobs.

Remarkable cats Ragdolls! B|

 

Edited by JackieO

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35 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

ive seen lots of girls with paw print tats on there tits,is it used to remind the cat where to park itself ?

That used to mean something very specific.  Cat vs dog prints similar (but different).  Probably doesn't mean anything any more.

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Here's my....four.

 

Started with two after my cat died last summer (wife got them even though I explicitly said I didn't want any more yet). Then one from that same litter couldn't integrate in a new home so we being the mugs we are took her on. 

Then she comes home two weeks ago with another one that was originally a stray at 9 weeks. 

I look at is as needing 4 cats to replace my special one.

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1 hour ago, leonardratso said:

i see no pics of cunts or cats, or cunts of c ats. wow is it quarter past five already. best git, stuff to do.

Ooops sorry here's a pic of our cunt cat  former starving feral and not very sociable moggy.

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...and here's the adorable friendly boob loving Ragdoll kitten B|

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Ah soo cute

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28 minutes ago, Thombleached said:

Here's my....four.

 

Started with two after my cat died last summer (wife got them even though I explicitly said I didn't want any more yet). Then one from that same litter couldn't integrate in a new home so we being the mugs we are took her on. 

Then she comes home two weeks ago with another one that was originally a stray at 9 weeks. 

I look at is as needing 4 cats to replace my special one.

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Gorgeous cats...

I remember someone posting a pic of their ill cat last year. Was that you?

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2 minutes ago, JackieO said:

Ooops sorry here's a pic of our  cunt cat of our former staving feral and not very sociable moggy.

 

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what a name,cunt the cat.we borrowed one for 36 hours a few weeks ago by leaveing a trail bits of sausage out for it.it ended up spending the night sleeping with my 3 year old.after we started letting it out and it kept comeing back we figured we could be verging on cat theft so ignored it.

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3 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

what a name,cunt the cat.we borrowed one for 36 hours a few weeks ago by leaveing a trail bits of sausage out for it.it ended up spending the night sleeping with my 3 year old.after we started letting it out and it kept comeing back we figured we could be verging on cat theft so ignored it.

Sorry about the excessive use of the word cunt on this thread...

XYY spread the cunt meme on the normally more cerebral QANON thread and it seems to be spreading :ph34r:

 

As for my moggy above he was defo feral and a bag of bones when we found him in the garden as an adult cat. A neighbour confirmed later some cunts (oops) nearby had accidentality bred a litter of kittens and then failed to feed and socialise them. Four years on he's still difficult to handle and dangerous if annoyed.

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1 hour ago, stokiescum said:
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'Blokes get the wrong idea about me. They think I'm easy which is not what I am like at all.'

But that is exactly what it means -- she's the idiot for marking without understanding what that would be saying about herself.

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