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Whenever a Taffy, Mick or a Jock is whining on about the English or England.

Calmly state, "if it wasn't for the English you'd be a 3rd world country".

And then when the Jock goes on about oil, inform him the Jocks would struggle to get water out the North Sea if it wasn't for the English.

The above is funny because its true :).

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pillock='wazzock'

your incel we used to call them 'drinal' when i were a bairn.

'bastey' was shame or shameful.

gone mad/mental breakdown - 'shed collapsed'

SHit hEaD = 'shed'

smack heads were 'monging out'

pudendum='flange'='mott'='minge' + the usual.

theft='taxed'

We seemed to have quite a lot of seemingly older men shacked up with younger girls, not illegally young but definately something like 18-22 yr old girls vs 45-60 yr old guys, me and my mate used to call them OMF's (Old Man Fuckers).

cigarette='jeeb'

mainly just colloquialisms rather than insults.

A lot were just plain racist so  i wont list them, im sure youve heard 99% of them anyways.

Btw, raas-claat? bumba-claat, blood-claat, the claat is patois for cloth,  so any preceding word describes the cloth's use, bumba/bomba/raas - arse cloth, blood - cloth(sanitary towel) etc etc, a jamaican air conditioner fitter told me this years ago.

Edited by leonardratso

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4 minutes ago, Banned said:

Whenever a Taffy, Mick or a Jock is whining on about the English or England.

Calmly state, "if it wasn't for the English you'd be a 3rd world country".

And then when the Jock goes on about oil, inform him the Jocks would struggle to get water out the North Sea if it wasn't for the English.

The above is funny because its true :).

some little englanders are just plain nasty, mainly the lower middle classes

Edited by ashestoashes

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"Pudding head"

Most commonly shouted through a wound down car window at another driver on a narrow lane who wouldn't reverse to a passing place about 20yds behind them, while making you reverse 200yds.

Pronounced  "Pudden hed"

Haven't heard it for a while though, and it seems to have been superseded by more aggressive terms of abuse.

Personally, driving a vehicle with branding, I have to be polite and just smile, which can be very frustrating.

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On ‎21‎/‎09‎/‎2018 at 19:36, Banned said:

Whenever a Taffy, Mick or a Jock is whining on about the English or England.

Calmly state, "if it wasn't for the English you'd be a 3rd world country".

And then when the Jock goes on about oil, inform him the Jocks would struggle to get water out the North Sea if it wasn't for the English.

The above is funny because its true :).

Nah, you're talking pish there.

Not sure if you were trying to be funny, or if you're a doss cunt...

 

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1 minute ago, Carl Fimble said:

Nah, you're talking pish there.

Not sure if you were trying to be funny, or if you're a doss cunt...

 

I rest my case. Sensitive bunch when getting a little back.

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I've now got to suffer the over-the border jibes from people from Peterborough, that temple of intellectual supremacy that makes Cambridge look thick.

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