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Hairy Woman, walking down the street

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6 minutes ago, spunko said:

Maybe I'm too sensitive but I don't think this is kind of story that should be joked about...

Poor thing. 

Not sure I necessarily believe it. Seems to have an agenda either against palm oil production or is panhandling for an animal charity I can definitely feel my heart strings being cynically tugged. That's not to say it doesn't go on but I don't doubt there's bestiality going on all over the place not just where the media chooses to shine the spotlight on one animal for a day.

You could probably rapidly mobilise the entire Guardian readership, overnight, to rescue this poor orangutan on the other side of the world, off the back of this story, whilst you couldn't get them out of bed for grooming gangs down the road.

Edited by SNACR

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3 minutes ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

Can’t believe it anyway, though the poor thing has obviously been treated cruelly an orangutan could easily rip your head off, or any other part of your body, so doubt very much anyone was having sex with it.

Who klnows?

Maybe I'll set up a select mens club - Pitbull blow job club.

 

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3 minutes ago, SNACR said:

Not sure I necessarily believe it. Seems to have an agenda either against palm oil production or is panhandling for an animal charity I can definitely feel my heart strings being cynically tugged. That's not to say it doesn't go on but I don't doubt there's bestiality going on all over the place not just where the media chooses to shine the spotlight on one animal for a day.

You could probably rapidly mobilise the entire Guardian readership, overnight, to rescue this poor orangutan on the other side of the world, off the back of this story, whilst you couldn't get them out of bed for grooming gangs down the road.

The grooming gangs argument gets banded about quite a lot on here to justify turning the other cheek but I think this is a bit too tenuous even for me xD

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40 minutes ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

Can’t believe it anyway, though the poor thing has obviously been treated cruelly an orangutan could easily rip your head off, or any other part of your body, so doubt very much anyone was having sex with it.

Yes, and if it did happen it was 15 years ago so there is some agenda behind it appearing in the news today.

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8 minutes ago, leonardratso said:

the story doesnt make sense, they let the madam visit the orangutan to lessen the risk of retribution?

what?

 

Reading between the lines,  it sounds like this monkey was a bit of a local mascot..   a chimp that hangs out at the local whore house and entertains you while you wait for your session.

I expect the locals took a bit of a dim view of their cool monkey friend being taken away by the police.  I expect they took the owner to see so she could tell them that their friend hadn't been killed or mistreated and was actually very happy in a new sanctuary somewhere.   

Does make sense..  sort of.

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10 minutes ago, Libspero said:

Reading between the lines,  it sounds like this monkey was a bit of a local mascot..   a chimp that hangs out at the local whore house and entertains you while you wait for your session.

I expect the locals took a bit of a dim view of their cool monkey friend being taken away by the police.  I expect they took the owner to see so she could tell them that their friend hadn't been killed or mistreated and was actually very happy in a new sanctuary somewhere.   

Does make sense..  sort of.

hmm, so the local muzzers moved up the chain from the goat eh, i suppose the monkey was a bit brow beaten, they should swap it out for a gorilla, id pay to see an enraged gorilla tearing the locals a new one.

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14 minutes ago, Libspero said:

Reading between the lines,  it sounds like this monkey was a bit of a local mascot..   a chimp that hangs out at the local whore house and entertains you while you wait for your session.

I expect the locals took a bit of a dim view of their cool monkey friend being taken away by the police.  I expect they took the owner to see so she could tell them that their friend hadn't been killed or mistreated and was actually very happy in a new sanctuary somewhere.   

Does make sense..  sort of.

Have you not watched Planet of the Apes?

Its Ape, a great ape!

 

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I know a song about that.

"Hairy woman, walking down the street...

Hairy woman, here's a can of veet...

Hairy woman...

Hairy woman your fur is so sleek...

But not on the soles of your feet..

Are you sure you haven't got fleas..."

Edited by SuperTramp

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Who's the lovely in the article by the way? Is it Lindsay Lohan sans burka?

I'm no looker admittedly, but I can confirm it's definitely not me, because I'm banned from Indonesia.

On a serious note though, one or two of us could donate a wig.

Edited by SuperTramp

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