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8 hours ago, swiss_democracy_for_all said:

Agreed this is best. There’s a yuck factor in it - picking up the sprayer which you know has been handled by people with shitty hands, and washing the shit off your arse if it’s messy, but no doubt with proper hand washing the results are way way better than anything that can be achieved with any kind of paper. 

Agreed. Paper is useless really and a bit gross when you think about it.

Bidets are the way forward though you need to be careful with the controls...



2 minutes ago, Inoperational Bumblebee said:

His girlfriend lived with us!

Mind boggling. Unless they were into scat.


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