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spygirl

https://www.buysperm.co.uk

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Horsey girl comic on telly - i cant find the fucking remote.

Did a joke about how expensive sperm is to buy.

Single ampoule price

£850

Three ampoule package

£2270

(11% discount - £757/amp)

Five ampoule package

£3315

 

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33 minutes ago, spygirl said:

Horsey girl comic on telly - i cant find the fucking remote.

Did a joke about how expensive sperm is to buy.

Single ampoule price

£850

Three ampoule package

£2270

(11% discount - £757/amp)

Five ampoule package

£3315

 

Horse sperm is very cheap.  I could get some for free*.

Now, fast horse sperm.  That's expensive.

[* Note, I wouldn't extract it personally; rather, I know a girl who can...]

Eds -- now I've seen the page -- human sperm!  I really can produce that for free, personally!

Edited by dgul

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I'm sure I saw some telly doc where some bloke (slightly weird who ordinarily I'm sure none of the women would have looked twice at) sold sperm and when he got an order he drove round to their street in a little white van and then got in the back to do the business and deliver a fresh product. It was like Dominos Pizza, or something, but jizzier. 

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