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Libspero

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From the Tgraph today:

Fun fact; Britain’s getting bustier. The average UK bra size is now a 36DD (compared with 34B 11 years ago) and 53% of cupped bra sales at Selfridges are now a 34DD or larger.

 

That’s a pretty incredible change in just 11 years :o

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5 hours ago, Libspero said:

From the Tgraph today:

 

 

 

That’s a pretty incredible change in just 11 years :o

Yeahhh but ....

Having a 40DD bust may be attractive.

But haivng 50 inch belly and friction marks on your thighs isnt.

 

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I had a friend who worked on an app for an online bra shop. The women could take a picture of themselves clothed and the app would tell them their bra size. He was able to correctly guess my bra size.

6 hours ago, Libspero said:

That’s a pretty incredible change in just 11 years :o

Mostly change will be fatter women but there has also been more awareness of correct fitting for bras over the last decade leading to women wearing bigger cup sizes. In the past lots of women would go to M&S and be fitted the wrong size like 36D instead of 30F.

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1 hour ago, Bedrag Justesen said:

Any pics ? :)

As if the internet wasn't already awash with enough of those..  xD       (not 1%s I should add,  unless she has any secrets she wants to share )

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47 minutes ago, maudit said:

I had a friend who worked on an app for an online bra shop. The women could take a picture of themselves clothed and the app would tell them their bra size. He was able to correctly guess my bra size.

Mostly change will be fatter women but there has also been more awareness of correct fitting for bras over the last decade leading to women wearing bigger cup sizes. In the past lots of women would go to M&S and be fitted the wrong size like 36D instead of 30F.

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That last line of the chart about sister sizes is interesting. I certainly never knew that. In fact that makes the increase in cup volume from 34B to 36DD even more remarkable.

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3 hours ago, GBDamo said:

How much lard you can shovel into a heavily engineered undergarments seems to be a national obsession.

There is a huge difference between nice boobs and big boobs.

Quite.

40DD boobs might be impressive in their own right but not if they're resting on a gut that sticks out further than they do.

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36 minutes ago, Sgt Hartman said:

Quite.

40DD boobs might be impressive in their own right but not if they're resting on a gut that sticks out further than they do.

There is something even more repulsive - really at women who manage to have really small tits.

Its a bizarre look.

Sometimes I have to stop myself fro masking if theyve eaten their tits.

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53 minutes ago, spygirl said:

There is something even more repulsive - really at women who manage to have really small tits.

Its a bizarre look.

Sometimes I have to stop myself fro masking if theyve eaten their tits.

I remember Skinner and Baddiel saying pretty much the same thing on their unscripted sofa show. There were a few sharp intakes of breath from the women...a few guilty laughs from the men though!

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2 hours ago, maudit said:

I had a friend who worked on an app for an online bra shop. The women could take a picture of themselves clothed and the app would tell them their bra size. He was able to correctly guess my bra size.

Mostly change will be fatter women but there has also been more awareness of correct fitting for bras over the last decade leading to women wearing bigger cup sizes. In the past lots of women would go to M&S and be fitted the wrong size like 36D instead of 30F.

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You're right. The biggest mistaake women make is wearing the band too big and the cup too small.

Lots of women are fitted by M and S incorrectly and I blame part of this in the changeover of styles within the company. Any decent fitter will have learned her product and be able to work with what she's got. M and S change there stuff so often that you'd never learn what works and what doesn't. 

I would say however,  that women get hung up on what size they are. It's not about size, it's about the fit. You can fit in a 36D or a 38C depending on the style, brand, fabric content etc. You will also find that all styles don't suit just because that's your approximate size. There's a lot of expectation from women as to what they can and cant wear.

I would say that the the sizing is nearer to 38 - E-G not 36DD now. The demand is also increasing for post surgery bras for bigger band sizes now as more women survive breast cancer. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, spygirl said:

There is something even more repulsive - really at women who manage to have really small tits.

Its a bizarre look.

Sometimes I have to stop myself fro masking if theyve eaten their tits.

 

40 minutes ago, Austin Allegro said:

I remember Skinner and Baddiel saying pretty much the same thing on their unscripted sofa show. There were a few sharp intakes of breath from the women...a few guilty laughs from the men though!

 

It makes no odds to me; if anything I tend not to like big tits as they come with a fat arse, sitting on the settee, and over-eating.  Skinner and Baddiel both watch industrial quantities of porn so this will have altered their perception somewhat.

Skinner's first wife on it; the wife people aren't allowed to mention in interviews:

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Lisa was also horrified by Skinner's insatiable taste for porn videos.

He and his Fantasy Football co-star David Baddiel often joke about dirty films - but for Lisa it was no laughing matter.

She said: "He often asked me to watch some porn with him but I refused because I was frightened."It wasn't so much the films that bothered me, it was his attitude towards them and the women in them.

He was robbing me of my dignity and feelings as a woman. "He never showed me any tenderness when we were making love. He lacked any form of emotional commitment. "I often felt like he was just acting out a scene from one of his movies. I would long for him to show me some affection, say something loving.

"But instead he would glare at me and shout that I was a frigid cow unless I gave into his demands. Frank made me feel like I was rubbish at love and that feelingstayed with me for many years.

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Frank+is+an+unfaithful,+tight-fisted+and+cruel+pig...he+put+me+off...-a065830693

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8 minutes ago, JoeDavola said:

It's like me boasting that I have the bodyfat percentage of an athlete.

Which is technically true, but if you saw me in the nip I don't look like any fucking athlete. I'm just a skinny cunt.

Mate of mine is 6'5 and a gym obsessed brick shithouse.

According to the NHS's BMI scale, he's obese. 

If he weren't 6'5 of pure shithouse I'd be tempted to take the piss however he was actually quite upset about it and I had the feeling if I'd mentioned it in a jocular fashion he'd have folded me like meat-origami.

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1 hour ago, Battenberg said:

Lots of women are fitted by M and S incorrectly and I blame part of this in the changeover of styles within the company. Any decent fitter will have learned her product and be able to work with what she's got. M and S change there stuff so often that you'd never learn what works and what doesn't. 

I think there has been a general dumbing down in shop assistants' knowledge over the years. Just look at young men in suits, they wouldn't have been let out of the shop 30 years ago

Edited by Panther

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Just now, Sgt Hartman said:

Mate of mine is 6'5 and a gym obsessed brick shithouse.

According to the NHS's BMI scale, he's obese. 

If he weren't 6'5 of pure shithouse I'd be tempted to take the piss however he was actually quite upset about it and I had the feeling if I'd mentioned it in a jocular fashion he'd have folded me like meat-origami.

BMI is far too crude a measure; just look at the giraffe-necked SJWs versus somebody like Gladstone Small.

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He could be skin and bone and probbaly still count as obese because of his very short neck.

 

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Shocker, fatter female population, bigger tit size - as others have said, bigger tits poking out/floating over a big gut ain't a good look.

I do seem to remember from my younger days that there was a more common look of smaller boobies, not fried eggs on a plate / pancake tits - but they generally seemed smaller, due to there not being so many fatties!

 

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3 hours ago, maudit said:

I had a friend who worked on an app for an online bra shop. The women could take a picture of themselves clothed and the app would tell them their bra size. He was able to correctly guess my bra size.

Mostly change will be fatter women but there has also been more awareness of correct fitting for bras over the last decade leading to women wearing bigger cup sizes. In the past lots of women would go to M&S and be fitted the wrong size like 36D instead of 30F.

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7, 5, 2, 3, 8, 11, 4, 9, 6, 12, 10, 1, 13, 14, 15.

 

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Just now, JFK said:

Shocker, fatter female population, bigger tit size - as others have said, bigger tits poking out/floating over a big gut ain't a good look.

I do seem to remember from my younger days that there was a more common look of smaller boobies, not fried eggs on a plate / pancake tits - but they generally seemed smaller, due to there not being so many fatties!

 

Mrs H. went to some travesty the other night called 'Bongo Bingo' or some such guff for a girls night out.

She said that the amount of women there who were grossly obese but wearing the skimpiest little PVC numbers was off the charts. If you could imagine trying to insert a full water balloon into a couple of napkin holders then you'll get the picture.

She also said a group of youngish blokes turned up and were basically eaten alive by a ravenous and horny pack of obese and PVC clad hyenas. Easy place to pull apparently but you'd probably struggle to live with yourself afterwards.

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28 minutes ago, Frank Hovis said:

 

 

It makes no odds to me; if anything I tend not to like big tits as they come with a fat arse, sitting on the settee, and over-eating.  Skinner and Baddiel both watch industrial quantities of porn so this will have altered their perception somewhat.

Skinner's first wife on it; the wife people aren't allowed to mention in interviews:

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Frank+is+an+unfaithful,+tight-fisted+and+cruel+pig...he+put+me+off...-a065830693

Do the dates tally?

She told how unfeeling Skinner: TAUNTED her in bed when she refused to indulge his sex fantasies; DEMANDED that she watched fithy sex films with him; CHEATED on her after just 10 months of marriage; FLEW into wild rages when she refused to do what he wanted; PERSUADED her to take a cut- price divorce settlement at a time when he was earning thousands. 

Lisa first met Skinner when she was a shy 17-year-old student at Halesowen College in the West Midlands. Skinner - whose real name is Chris Collins - was 14 years older than her and a drama lecturer at the college, desperately hungry for fame as a comic. 

Despite warnings from her family, Lisa quickly fell for the worldly-wise, flirtatious and funny teacher. 

So, he was 31 when he got married. Hes 61 now, so they got married 87ish. So we are talking VHS - there was no interweb or even euro filth satellite back then.

The average porn fan problem had 10 well worn VHS films back then.

 

 

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