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sarahbell

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-48740811

A controversial fundraising page set up by sacked Australian rugby player Israel Folau has been shut down for promoting the exclusion of LGBT people, website GoFundMe says.

 

Folau is a Christian who argues his contract termination was an act of religious discrimination.

He had received about A$760,000 (£414,000; $530,000) in donations since the page was set up last week, Australian media reporte

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I've been discriminated against all my life.

And have suffered physical injuries because of my condition - but health and safety don't give a shit.

Thankfully us plucky left-handers just get on with it and take it all in our stride...!

;)

 

XYY

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1 minute ago, The XYY Man said:

I've been discriminated against all my life.

And have suffered physical injuries because of my condition - but health and safety don't give a shit.

Thankfully us plucky left-handers just get on with it and take it all in our stride...!

;)

 

XYY

Fucking lathes and sewing machines.

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2 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Tin openers, and them early Back and Decker jig-saws with the button that locked the power switch on.

Lethal to a leftie....

 

XYY

Buy your friends and family one of these for Christmas.

https://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/acatalog/waiters-corkscrew.html

It will give them an insight into your world.

(I used to have one and offered it to people at BBQ's to open a bottle  - the confusion was always good)

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5 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Tin openers, and them early Back and Decker jig-saws with the button that locked the power switch on.

Lethal to a leftie....

 

XYY

Can you get a left handed trombone, or do you just assemble it the other way? You can't get a left handed saxophone.

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3 minutes ago, MrPin said:

Can you get a left handed trombone, or do you just assemble it the other way? You can't get a left handed saxophone.

I think you just hold it in reverse and knock out the bloke in the orchestra behind you.

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1 minute ago, MrPin said:

Can you get a left handed trombone, or do you just assemble it the other way? You can't get a left handed saxophone.

Yes, a standard trombone is truly ambidextrous, you swivel it to suit as you lock it together.

There's a fancier one which also has a valve as well as a slide that lefties can't play very well if they learned the "wrong" way.

But they are for poofs...!

;)

 

XYY

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Just now, The XYY Man said:

Yes, a standard trombone is truly ambidextrous, you swivel it to suit as you lock it together.

He wasn't talking about the Pink trombone you daft Northern twat.

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3 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Yes, a standard trombone is truly ambidextrous, you swivel it to suit as you lock it together.

There's a fancier one which also has a valve as well as a slide that lefties can't play very well if they learned the "wrong" way.

But they are for poofs...!

;)

 

XYY

That is very informative. Now Saxophoines are just made one way round, but since you just push buttons with both hands, it doesn't matter. I always have lefty guitars.

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8 minutes ago, Wight Flight said:

He wasn't talking about the Pink trombone you daft Northern twat.

:)

You are mixing your colourful metaphors there mind Wighty - that's the pink oboe you are fantasising about.

"Tromboning" is a total different filthy practice that you shouldn't really look up online...!

Bet you do though...

;)

 

XYY

Edited by The XYY Man

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2 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

:)

You are mixing your colourful metaphors there mind Wighty - that's the pink oboe you are fantasising about.

"Tromboning" is a total different filthy practice that you shouldn't really look up online...!

Bet you do though...

;)

 

XYY

He should look up bassoons.

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1 hour ago, The XYY Man said:

I've been discriminated against all my life.

And have suffered physical injuries because of my condition - but health and safety don't give a shit.

Thankfully us plucky left-handers just get on with it and take it all in our stride...!

;)

 

XYY

Left handed people are more likely than righties to be genetic mutants and sexual perverts. Any discrimination you've experienced is probably fully deserved.

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10 minutes ago, MrPin said:

He should look up bassoons.

I can't find any reference to the bassoon in my Profanisaurus, but mine is an early edition.

You can use them as a make-shift bong though...

 

XYY

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14 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

:)

You are mixing your colourful metaphors there mind Wighty - that's the pink oboe you are fantasising about.

"Tromboning" is a total different filthy practice that you shouldn't really look up online...!

Bet you do though...

;)

 

XYY

Maybe in your case.

I will stick with the trombone reference.

 

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1 minute ago, The XYY Man said:

I can't find any reference to the bassoon in my Profanisaurus, but mine is an early edition.

You can use them as a make-shift bong though...

 

XYY

I let my hardback first edition of the Profanisaurus go when I moved house. I'll bet it would make a good film, with that bloke in it, whose name I cannot remember.

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11 hours ago, sarahbell said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-48740811

A controversial fundraising page set up by sacked Australian rugby player Israel Folau has been shut down for promoting the exclusion of LGBT people, website GoFundMe says.

 

Folau is a Christian who argues his contract termination was an act of religious discrimination.

He had received about A$760,000 (£414,000; $530,000) in donations since the page was set up last week, Australian media reporte

One interesting post followed by a load of eubbish. Pity.

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6 minutes ago, leonardratso said:

when they say shut down, what has actually happened to the money?

I believe they said they'd refund it. So he wont actually receive it, but at least they're not stealing it themselves.

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