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Bus Stop Boxer

Come on, lets all go to Glast its free.

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4 minutes ago, Bus Stop Boxer said:

By this 8ft high steel fence?

 

That’s a metal version of the fence Steve McQueen tried to jump in the Great Escape 

Few armed guards and big dogs would finish the look 

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5 minutes ago, Hopeful said:

That would be priceless.

Perhaps at the next Glasto there should be a caravan of immigrants that sets off from a few counties away to arrive at the fence and storm it on Day 1 of the festival - just to see how festival goers react.

After all,  ticket-holding festival goers should be willing to move aside from their front row at the pyramid stage or give up their tent for those that do not have a Glasto passport.

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5 minutes ago, Hopeful said:

That would be priceless.

Perhaps at the next Glasto there should be a caravan of immigrants that sets off from a few counties away to arrive at the fence and storm it on Day 1 of the festival - just to see how festival goers react.

After all,  ticket-holding festival goers should be willing to move aside from their front row at the pyramid stage or give up their tent for those that do not have a Glasto passport.

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55 minutes ago, Bus Stop Boxer said:

By this 8ft high steel fence?

 

Just keep all the twats inside, with their single use plastic pop up tents.

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1 hour ago, Hopeful said:

After all,  ticket-holding festival goers should be willing to move aside from their front row at the pyramid stage or give up their tent for those that do not have a Glasto passport.

Same as LEGAL immigrants into US are often the most angry towards ILLEGAL immigrants into US.

Can just imagine the howls of protest as normally polite Glastonbury Set are pushed to the back of queues for food and drinks, have all their gear stolen, their girlfriends or boyfriends are dragged up the Tor and raped senseless, their tents are used as toilets, and they can't make it within 1000 yards to see the Killers and Kylie.

We've been here since Wednesday, we come every year, we paid £290 for our tickets over a year ago, we've been waiting down the front for Stormzy for an hour, we've even been on BBC talking to Jo Whiley about the circus acts.

Now those Eavis twats have let all those foreigners in, they've all piled down the front, pushing us out the back of Worthy Farm, they've been given free veg burgers and lashings of ginger beer. They haven't paid for anything, we've been told we are racist to complain because they are as Glastonbury Set as we are.

Two of those beardy ones dragged Sheryl Crow behind the John Peel Stage, she's not been seen since.

It's not on !!!  

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3 minutes ago, Bedrag Justesen said:

Two of those beardy ones dragged Sheryl Crow behind the John Peel Stage, she's not been seen since.

 

There's always a bright side.

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1 hour ago, Hopeful said:

That would be priceless.

Perhaps at the next Glasto there should be a caravan of immigrants that sets off from a few counties away to arrive at the fence and storm it on Day 1 of the festival - just to see how festival goers react.

After all,  ticket-holding festival goers should be willing to move aside from their front row at the pyramid stage or give up their tent for those that do not have a Glasto passport.

I can clearly remember buying items from coffee coloured  people (by the score) in 1989.

They had their cakes in Rover biscuit tins. I had my 6 cans of Colt 45 stashed in the lining of my Herr Flick leather trenchcoat.

Down the front all day for the finale of Mr Echo and The Bunnymen. (That might have been 85 or 86..... ackshully.)

Gory fucking days.

Sorry, glory fucking days.

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5 minutes ago, Bedrag Justesen said:

Same as LEGAL immigrants into US are often the most angry towards ILLEGAL immigrants into US.

Can just imagine the howls of protest as normally polite Glastonbury Set are pushed to the back of queues for food and drinks, have all their gear stolen, their girlfriends or boyfriends are dragged up the Tor and raped senseless, their tents are used as toilets, and they can't make it within 1000 yards to see the Killers and Kylie.

We've been here since Wednesday, we come every year, we paid £290 for our tickets over a year ago, we've been waiting down the front for Stormzy for an hour, we've even been on BBC talking to Jo Whiley about the circus acts.

Now those Eavis twats have let all those foreigners in, they've all piled down the front, pushing us out the back of Worthy Farm, they've been given free veg burgers and lashings of ginger beer. They haven't paid for anything, we've been told we are racist to complain because they are as Glastonbury Set as we are.

Two of those beardy ones dragged Sheryl Crow behind the John Peel Stage, she's not been seen since.

It's not on !!!  

A fookin 1.

Too much text for a t shirt sadly. :Passusabeer:

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16 minutes ago, Virgil Caine said:

A true festival of hypocrisy at £300 a pop.

Royal Ascot is less exclusive.

 

 

 

Is that AI? Good food and unlimited alcoholic drinks included?

Sandals is cheaper.

 

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12 minutes ago, Green Devil said:

Is that AI? Good food and unlimited alcoholic drinks included?

Sandals is cheaper.

 

Items covered by that Glasto ticket listed here. 

https://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/information/tickets/#BASIC

Hardly All In

By comparison you can get into the cheap enclosures ( ie the Silver Ring or Windsor Enclosure) at Royal Ascot for as little as £26 a day. 

 

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8 hours ago, Bus Stop Boxer said:

I can clearly remember buying items from coffee coloured  people (by the score) in 1989.

They had their cakes in Rover biscuit tins. I had my 6 cans of Colt 45 stashed in the lining of my Herr Flick leather trenchcoat.

Down the front all day for the finale of Mr Echo and The Bunnymen. (That might have been 85 or 86..... ackshully.)

Gory fucking days.

Sorry, glory fucking days.

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