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By Mrs XYY
Right. So I get back from the bingo, and that childish twat of a husband of mine has been fucking around with my DOSDODS account while I've been out.
Now you get my account back to how it was earlier, pronto - you spunk-gobbling, baldy cunt.
If this ''Boring Northern Cunt'' bastard isn't back to ''Mrs XYY'' by the time I've finished me shite, I'm coming down there to Really Exciting Southern Shandy-drinking Cunt Land to bite your fucking bollocks off...!
Mrs Boring Northern XYY Cunt
By The XYY Man
Hope you've all been using the word cunt in at least every third sentence on this, the first day of Februcunt.
Any DOSBODs cunt who isn't doing so is a cunt of cunts.
Some advice for those who may need a little practice before gaining the confidence to do it in public - try singing along to the songs on your favourite radio station playing through your car stereo on the way to work, but changing the odd word in the lyrics to cunt.
#...Ground control to Major Cunt...#
#...And I will do anything for cunt - but I won't do that...#
#...Cunt hurts, cunt scars, cunt wounds, and marks...#
#...Cunt the magic dragon, lives by the sea...#
#...I was born, under a wandering cunt...#
Go on, try it.
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