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spunko

Parody porno name thread (recreated)

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Sorry, I had to delete this thread as it was creating some weird loop in the database and DOSBODS was down for a few hours. :Old:

 

Anyway please continue here, unfortunately I can't restore it as the backups weren't taken in time...

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1 minute ago, spunko said:

Sorry, I had to delete this thread as it was creating some weird loop in the database and DOSBODS was down for a few hours. :Old:

 

Anyway please continue here, unfortunately I can't restore it as the backups weren't taken in time...

Thank god you are here to save the day. I thought the whole bloody forum was under attack to stop us discussing Tommy being convicted. o.O

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Just now, One percent said:

Thank god you are here to save the day. I thought the whole bloody forum was under attack to stop us discussing Tommy being convicted. o.O

xD

Well I wasn't actually here-  I think it went down at about 4.15pm I was mowing the lawn and making dinner :S.

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3 minutes ago, spunko said:

xD

Well I wasn't actually here-  I think it went down at about 4.15pm I was mowing the lawn and making dinner :S.

No, but you rode in on your white horse and solved the issue. xD

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2 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

You could still pm people though.

Thanks to Lenny and spy for replying...

 

XYY

@leonardratso @spygirl

I celled him in a cunt, if you were all wondering.

Nailing Palin.

Best title. Ever.

I quite like the idea of a Palin looky likey doing 'it'.

Sadly they picked a porn star with terrible fake boobs. Big turn off, tits  like a Fresian with mastitis.

 

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3 minutes ago, spygirl said:

I celled him in a cunt, if you were all wondering.

Nailing Palin.

Best title. Ever.

I quite like the idea of a Palin looky likey doing 'it'.

Sadly they picked a porn star with terrible fake boobs. Big turn off, tits  like a Fresian with mastitis.

 

yeah i wouldnt mind seeing sarah palin in a grumble flick.

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3 minutes ago, spunko said:

Apparently One Percent figured out how to post a thread too. xD

 

 

Well of course she did.

Being your bitch allows her to circumvent all security protocols...

;)

 

XYY

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4 minutes ago, spygirl said:

I celled him in a cunt, if you were all wondering.

No you didn't, you cunt.

You asked me to fucking marry you - and well you fucking know it...!!!

 

XYY

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2 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

Well of course she did.

Being your bitch allows her to circumvent all security protocols...

;)

 

XYY

Bugger off. I ain’t no ones bitch. Unless they are paying me shedloads of course. ;)

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22 minutes ago, spunko said:

Sorry, I had to delete this thread as it was creating some weird loop in the database and DOSBODS was down for a few hours. :Old:

 

Anyway please continue here, unfortunately I can't restore it as the backups weren't taken in time...

Honestly, can i get a refund or summink? 

18 minutes ago, spunko said:

xD

Well I wasn't actually here-  I think it went down at about 4.15pm I was mowing the lawn and making dinner :S.

Tea. Making Tea you southern woofter. 

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3 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

No you didn't, you cunt.

You asked me to fucking marry you - and well you fucking know it...!!!

 

XYY

This is how xyy sees our interweb relationship.

beauty-trends-blogs-daily-beauty-reporte

Im the young one at the back...

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Just now, spygirl said:

This is how xyy sees our interweb relationship.

beauty-trends-blogs-daily-beauty-reporte

Im the young one at the back...

:)

Fuck off you daft cunt...!

Of all the men who have ever walked this planet, only Elvis had the power to bum me...

 

XYY

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Posted (edited)
53 minutes ago, spunko said:

Sorry, I had to delete this thread as it was creating some weird loop in the database and DOSBODS was down for a few hours. :Old:

 

Anyway please continue here, unfortunately I can't restore it as the backups weren't taken in time...

Had I decided to become a porn star and use the favourite pet / mothers maiden name porn name I would have been known as 

Major - Whitewick

 

Edited by Kurt Barlow

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Just now, The XYY Man said:

:)

Fuck off you daft cunt...!

Of all the men who have ever walked this planet, only Elvis had the power to bum me...

 

XYY

Which clearly spawned the song "Don't you, step on my blue suede shoes" as i bugger you hard over the dining table. 

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Just now, The XYY Man said:

:)

Fuck off you daft cunt...!

Of all the men who have ever walked this planet, only Elvis had the power to bum me...

 

XYY

So, you were ok with blowing off liberace in the spit roast?

Your going to go nuts, but i have met lisa marie - friend did something with someone, who worked with soneone, whos a massive elvis fan, who played guitar for her.

She was nice. Big sexy arse.

 

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9 minutes ago, Sucralose Ray Leonard said:

Honestly, can i get a refund or summink? 

Tea. Making Tea you southern woofter. 

I always thought dinner is what we southerners are supposed to eat at lunchtime (mine was just a late one) :Old:

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