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Great Guy

Stuff You Stockpile

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I stockpile toilet roll. I've 51 rolls at the moment. I obviously don't need that many but find it reassuring to see my stockpile.

Previously I've made some rather attractive toilet roll displays on my bathroom window sill.

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Right Guard total defence 5 roll on deodarant.

Usually buy a dozen of more at a time, as they stopped producing the last ok smelling deodorant i used from Boots. 

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14 minutes ago, Great Guy said:

I stockpile toilet roll. I've 51 rolls at the moment. I obviously don't need that many but find it reassuring to see my stockpile.

Previously I've made some rather attractive toilet roll displays on my bathroom window sill.

Beat Nan. She only had 36.

Don't eat nothing.

 

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45 minutes ago, Great Guy said:

I stockpile toilet roll. I've 51 rolls at the moment. I obviously don't need that many but find it reassuring to see my stockpile.

Previously I've made some rather attractive toilet roll displays on my bathroom window sill.

I admire your hobby and enthusiasm I’ve got about 40 tins of baked beans though I prefere the luxury of baby wipes on my arse so visitors have to drip dry or pinch some of the lodgers has I don’t buy it

Edited by stokiescum

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Guitars. You know, just in case....

38 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

I was surprised to see that IZAL is still available in my local ASDA.

I'm guessing they also use it in the staff bogs...

 

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XYY

You might as well cut the radio times in to squares.

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14 minutes ago, Austin Allegro said:

I've never understood why people stockpile bog roll. In the event of a SHTF event, normal plumbing won't be working so why not just go back to using rags or scrap paper?

 

Prepper food probably isn't good for the guts so soft strong absorbent arse wipe is a must.

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We stockpile nearly everything that isn’t perishable or at least has a long shelf life,

Basically I hate shopping so if I’m buying loo roll, kitchen roll, washing powder, dishwasher powder, muesli, my favourite marmalade, light bulbs, tinned stuff like tomatoes etc, pasta, biscuits for cheese, my motto is why but just 1 if you can carry 5 or 10?

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1 hour ago, Austin Allegro said:

I've never understood why people stockpile bog roll. In the event of a SHTF event, normal plumbing won't be working so why not just go back to using rags or scrap paper?

 

Or your left hand?

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4 minutes ago, Libspero said:

Old spice deodorant sticks. Original formula. For real men.

None of your gurly thread shite.

 

;)

 

Sweet Jesus.

Another cack-pipe cosmonaut comes out of the closet live on DOSBODs...

;)

 

XYY

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4 minutes ago, The XYY Man said:

 

Sweet Jesus.

Another cack-pipe cosmonaut comes out of the closet live on DOSBODs...

;)

 

XYY

 

Sir,  you insult me..  Pistols or sabres?

 

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Actually,  we stockpile pretty much anything we get from Costco..  chiefly:

Tinned tomatoes

Sausages

Chicken Tenders

25kg bags of rice

Tins of tuna / sweetcorn 

Chicken breasts

Bacon

Baby wipes

Nuts

Dried fruit

Detergents

Agave Syrup

Cranberry Juice

Jars of jalepeño chillis 

Etc

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1 hour ago, spunko said:

I don't have enough room to stockpile. Always wanted a larder to keep tins of food for when the apocalypse comes.

So you die, lonely and starving, six months after the apocalypse?

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2 hours ago, Libspero said:

Actually,  we stockpile pretty much anything we get from Costco..  chiefly:

Tinned tomatoes

Sausages

Chicken Tenders

25kg bags of rice

Tins of tuna / sweetcorn 

Chicken breasts

Bacon

Baby wipes

Nuts

Dried fruit

Detergents

Agave Syrup

Cranberry Juice

Jars of jalepeño chillis 

Etc

Let's talk zombie-apocalypse here.

The tinned-tomatoes and possibly the tuna/sweetcorn if they aren't in oil, may keep you alive another week Hannibal - but without water the rest is just gonna bung you up, and also try to give you the shits at exactly the same time...!

The Agave Syrup is a nice touch mind...!

You are definitely the educated chick's Bobby Sands...

;)

 

XYY

 

Edited by The XYY Man

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