“I’m an inexperienced investor – until I inherited the money from my mother’s estate, I had modest means and very little investment.”

[spygirl]

https://amp.theguardian.com/money/2021/feb/20/i-was-told-it-was-as-safe-as-houses-savers-owed-thousands-as-firm-fails

Congratulations!

By the dint of having a little old lady mam, dying in a 3 bedroom London property, you now qualify for the wild n bent world of being a sophisticated investor.

If you earn at least £100,000 a year or have net assets excluding property and pensions of at least £250,000, you can self-certify yourself as a high net worth individual (HNWI) or a ‘sophisticated investor’.

Do you remember signing that but of paper saying you had 100k of liquid assets and understand the risk?

Well, even if you dont, Reg CuntWeasel, ifa n unregulated bonds salesman, has it in his safe.

[TNS]

Fools and their money will be parted. 

[leonardratso]

"a German-British businessman"

told you not to trust those kraut bastards on the other thread.

Wirecard already tried to build an army and take over the world, luckily they were stopped by some fat welsh blokes singing mining songs in the valleys.

[leonardratso]

or was that the go compare advert ive just seen.

[King Penda]

2 hours ago, leonardratso said:

"a German-British businessman"

told you not to trust those kraut bastards on the other thread.

Wirecard already tried to build an army and take over the world, luckily they were stopped by some fat welsh blokes singing mining songs in the valleys.

Thought that was South Africa 

[leonardratso]

39 minutes ago, stokiescum said:

Thought that was South Africa 

might have been, i dunno, i live my life vicariously through tv advertisements.

[King Penda]

11 minutes ago, leonardratso said:

might have been, i dunno, i live my life vicariously through tv advertisements.

That’s ace doesn’t everyone win the lottery doing that every week 

[spygirl]

9 hours ago, TheNickos said:

Fools and their money will be parted. 

Fools and their mams estates ....

 

[spygirl]

7 hours ago, stokiescum said:

Thought that was South Africa 

 

6 hours ago, leonardratso said:

might have been, i dunno, i live my life vicariously through tv advertisements.

Wirecard is German.

Total fuckup, which has destroyed German/EU plans of being EU finance hub.

The German regulator tried to arrest an FT journo who wrote about the scam.

Then they fund out that the German regulator was buying shares in Wirecard.

Saffer is

https://qz.com/africa/495429/a-south-african-tycoon-is-buying-up-some-of-britains-most-precious-assets-its-shops/

It all went to shit after that article.

 

 

[spunko]

Why would anyone self register and put that target on their head? bizarre.

[spygirl]

3 hours ago, spunko said:

Why would anyone self register and put that target on their head? bizarre.

They didt tread the small print n dealt with cuntweasel IFA.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/frank-skinner-credit-crunch-has-cost-1036229

Assu ing tgefigures are correct.

6m 2007ish.

Safe, broad investments, yielding 3%-5% on top ofinflation. Easy.

300k/y plus the hosting the odd salesman of year Corp do at40k/pop plus the odd telly series.

Piece of piss.

Nope, got to go for $$$$$$$$$$$$