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By Happy Renting
Look at Our Brilliant Fucking House. (BBC1, 8pm)
Fudge pelmet marketer Jemima Quinge and her Lifestyle Consultant husband Tarquin invite Kevin to LOOK AT OUR BRILLIANT FUCKING HOUSE.
Jemima, 38, expecting her first child, didn't want a boring semi so they planned a BRILLIANT FUCKING HOUSE.
Tarquin, is acting as project manager to build the BRILLIANT FUCKING HOUSE.
Jemina says. "It's going to be OUR HOUSE. And it will be FUCKING BRILLIANT." Jemima will design the interior furnishing.
Kevin follows the trials and tribulations of their building the FUCKING HOUSE as it gets more and more BRILLIANT.
The end result is a FUCKING TRIUMPH. It's FUCKING BRILLIANT.
Jemima says 'we almost gave up but it was worth it. Now we can show off OUR BRILLIANT FUCKING HOUSE on TV."
"Go, on, Kevin, tell everyone OUR HOUSE is FUCKING BRILLIANT."
"LOOK everyone, it's FUCKING BRILLIANT. We're BRILLIANT. Don't YOU wish YOU had OUR BRILLIANT FUCKING HOUSE? LOOK. LOOK!"
Next Week: Another brilliant fucking house.
Also we will be extending the house significantly in the next two years so existing boiler will be disposed of.
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