The alternative reality that is London- the Alt-London thread

[Chewing Grass]

Have a read of this article in the sub-standard.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/wandsworth-murder-celebrities-horror-as-young-man-stabbed-to-death-on-their-doorstep-a3524911.html

Take a step back and marvel at the cliches.

1. Celebrities, some bird who had it off with Ryan Giggs, a Chef, an anonymous TV journalist who lives in a 2.5M house

2. Wansdworth

3. Its like a cutesy village

4. OMG some poor unfortunate has been stabbed

5. The prep-school is 13K a year

6. “Life really is cheap" but the houses are not and we can't sleep at night

Fuck Off

[One percent]

4 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Have a read of this article in the sub-standard.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/wandsworth-murder-celebrities-horror-as-young-man-stabbed-to-death-on-their-doorstep-a3524911.html

Take a step back and marvel at the cliches.

1. Celebrities, some bird who had it off with Ryan Giggs, a Chef, an anonymous TV journalist who lives in a 2.5M house

2. Wansdworth

3. Its like a cutesy village

4. OMG some poor unfortunate has been stabbed

5. The prep-school is 13K a year

6. “Life really is cheap" but the houses are not and we can't sleep at night

Fuck Off

They want to try living in hackney. 

[Guest]

On 4/27/2017 at 22:01, Chewing Grass said:

Have a read of this article in the sub-standard.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/wandsworth-murder-celebrities-horror-as-young-man-stabbed-to-death-on-their-doorstep-a3524911.html

Take a step back and marvel at the cliches.

1. Celebrities, some bird who had it off with Ryan Giggs, a Chef, an anonymous TV journalist who lives in a 2.5M house

2. Wansdworth

3. Its like a cutesy village

4. OMG some poor unfortunate has been stabbed

5. The prep-school is 13K a year

6. “Life really is cheap" but the houses are not and we can't sleep at night

Fuck Off

Those poor so-called-celebs. 

[MrPin]

Crikey a £2.5M house. Mine is worth 19/6d, and I still haven't paid for all of it. Luckily, I am the only murderer around here.

[twocents]

It's got so bad now that they're trying to make out that Wandsworth is up market 

[Green Devil]

On 2017-5-24 at 00:21, twocents said:

It's got so bad now that they're trying to make out that Wandsworth is up market 

Like most of London, it's just the prices that are upmarket.