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By Chewing Grass
Well as we are banned from life we may as well write this years best selling children's book before that witch Rowling does.
I will start it off, remember it will be aimed at Primary kids and appropriately illustrated in a satirical manner and Boris has a big ego so its probably what he is thinking at the moment.
Boris had always been a naughty elf, so much so his parents had chucked him out at the age of eight from their elf-house in Epping Forest and sent him off to residential Elf-School.
Naughty stuff than Boris did at Elf-School (think Bullingdon club).
Life as an Urban Elf, naughty mischievious conservative things.
First Elf - prime minister.
Oh shit, coronavirus - what is a poor Elf going to do.
Plenty of wild hair illustrations with an Elf Hat on.
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