Post your one million pound house here

[One percent]

Just a bit of fun.  Show what you can buy for a million round you.  I give you this in scabby  gawd knows what they were thinking

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142570673#/media?id=media0&ref=photoCollage&channel=RES_BUY

 

 

[Joncrete Cungle]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/133593002#/?channel=RES_BUY

 

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137448344#/?channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140416358#/?channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140209754#/?channel=RES_BUY

 

[One percent]

6 minutes ago, Joncrete Cungle said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/133593002#/?channel=RES_BUY

 

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137448344#/?channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140416358#/?channel=RES_BUY

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140209754#/?channel=RES_BUY

 

None has that wow factor. The last is slightly the best imho.  

[Wight Flight]

I think it needs to be a £1m you would actually want to live in.

I struggled to find one.

[One percent]

3 minutes ago, Wight Flight said:

I think it needs to be a £1m you would actually want to live in.

I struggled to find one.

Do you think I would want to live in the one I posted?    

[ashestoashes]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142354604

[One percent]

Just now, ashestoashes said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142354604

That has got to win the prize for the worst one million pound house.  

[spygirl]

16 minutes ago, ashestoashes said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142354604

I used to work in anoffice like that, in a shit industrial estate, in a shit m4 town.

[Joncrete Cungle]

16 minutes ago, ashestoashes said:

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142354604

Should there be a ventilated fire stop where the twin wall flue passes through the ceiling?

[spygirl]

56 minutes ago, One percent said:

Just a bit of fun.  Show what you can buy for a million round you.  I give you this in scabby  gawd knows what they were thinking

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/142570673#/media?id=media0&ref=photoCollage&channel=RES_BUY

 

 

PMed you that.

I sort of like it. But it's waaay too big for us.

 

[One percent]

8 minutes ago, spygirl said:

PMed you that.

I sort of like it. But it's waaay too big for us.

 

Must have missed it.  It’s bloody awful. Have you seen the last sold price?  They are having a laugh. 

[spygirl]

10 minutes ago, spygirl said:

PMed you that.

I sort of like it. But it's waaay too big for us.

 

Address:	South Beck Cottage, Hackness Road, Scalby, Scarborough, YO13 0QY
Type:	Detached
Tenure:	Freehold
New build:	No
Estimated value:	£781,500
Links:	Price map  (Scarborough)  (Scalby)
Transaction type:	Standard price paid transaction

Registered sales:

Date Sold	Price Paid	Nominal change	Real change
29 Sep 2017	£590,000	n/a	n/a

[spygirl]

4 minutes ago, One percent said:

Must have missed it.  It’s bloody awful. Have you seen the last sold price?  They are having a laugh. 

Comes under nym

http://planning.northyorkmoors.org.uk/Northgate/PlanningExplorer/Generic/StdDetails.aspx?PT=Planning Applications On-Line&TYPE=PL/PlanningPK.xml&PARAM0=815205&XSLT=/Northgate/PlanningExplorer/SiteFiles/Skins/NorthYorkMoors/xslt/PL/PLDetails.xslt&FT=Planning Application Details&PUBLIC=N&XMLSIDE=&DAURI=PLANNING

[Chewing Grass]

Sorry I've gone over budget but its a stunner that's been up for sale for 3 years.

Fuck-knows what it used to be, probably had chickens in it.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/124695299

[One percent]

2 minutes ago, spygirl said:

Comes under nym

http://planning.northyorkmoors.org.uk/Northgate/PlanningExplorer/Generic/StdDetails.aspx?PT=Planning Applications On-Line&TYPE=PL/PlanningPK.xml&PARAM0=815205&XSLT=/Northgate/PlanningExplorer/SiteFiles/Skins/NorthYorkMoors/xslt/PL/PLDetails.xslt&FT=Planning Application Details&PUBLIC=N&XMLSIDE=&DAURI=PLANNING

Two things I didn’t realise. First that it’s a newbuild. I thought it was a dated house with a fort stuck on the front.  I remember now, you pmed it ages ago when it last went up for sale.  Second, I didn’t realise parts of scabby were in the national park.  

[spygirl]

Last time sold

https://themovemarket.com/tools/propertyprices/south-beck-cottage-hackness-road-scarborough-yo13-0qy

There's no point trying to make money with houses above 300k in Scabby.

They rarely sell.

 

[One percent]

3 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Sorry I've gone over budget but its a stunner that's been up for sale for 3 years.

Fuck-knows what it used to be, probably had chickens in it.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/124695299

That’s got to be the winner.  Who would design a house like that?   

[spygirl]

4 minutes ago, Chewing Grass said:

Sorry I've gone over budget but its a stunner that's been up for sale for 3 years.

Fuck-knows what it used to be, probably had chickens in it.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/124695299

Before I saw your 2nd sentence I was going to say - I picked eggs in a place like that.

2 minutes ago, One percent said:

Two things I didn’t realise. First that it’s a newbuild. I thought it was a dated house with a fort stuck on the front.  I remember now, you pmed it ages ago when it last went up for sale.  Second, I didn’t realise parts of scabby were in the national park.  

No, it's been major messed with.

[spygirl]

4 minutes ago, One percent said:

Two things I didn’t realise. First that it’s a newbuild. I thought it was a dated house with a fort stuck on the front.  I remember now, you pmed it ages ago when it last went up for sale.  Second, I didn’t realise parts of scabby were in the national park.  

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:North_York_Moors_National_Park_UK_location_map.svg

There's a bit that drops down by the Sea cut.

I think it's literally north side of the Street.

[Chewing Grass]

2 minutes ago, One percent said:

That’s got to be the winner.  Who would design a house like that?   

Its been fuzzed out on street view so anyone buying it should be in fear on their life.

[One percent]

2 minutes ago, spygirl said:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:North_York_Moors_National_Park_UK_location_map.svg

There's a bit that drops down by the Sea cut.

I think it's literally north side of the Street.

What’s weird about the park is how close it comes to whitby.  What it means is tat every blade of grass in the town is built on. Then, a mile outside, because it’s the national park, you aren’t allowed to build. Madness. 

[spunko]

What's the betting Stuey is gonna post a photo of his bedroom. 

[ILikeCake]

Not much for sale for £1 million where I live.  Less than half would get you something like this;

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/details/england-66881209-18910198?s=dd7997e4d059c6cb0a25a3b47e7765b619535c7cd7df1434b0b1552d778343df#/

[One percent]

5 minutes ago, ILikeCake said:

Not much for sale for £1 million where I live.  Less than half would get you something like this;

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/details/england-66881209-18910198?s=dd7997e4d059c6cb0a25a3b47e7765b619535c7cd7df1434b0b1552d778343df#/

That’s rather nice.  

[Wight Flight]

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140556896#/?channel=RES_BUY