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Property crash, just maybe it really is different this time (Part 3)


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Hardhat
4 hours ago, spunko said:

Looks like a case of the bank not extending any more funding?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141576878#/?channel=RES_BUY

Or could just be moving in kitchen units quickly to get past mortgage approval requirements, who knows.

Strange one, looks like all the prep work has been done for renovation and then stopped. Maybe they found some things that would have blown the budget. 

Would be fantastic if (tastefully) restored.

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King Penda
On 14/03/2024 at 19:50, spunko said:

Thats useful as you can now load the prices from 2019 into the Nationwide House Price Calculator.
 

My neighbours are trying to flog the house they bought in 2016 for £1.2m but they aren't getting viewings. It's overpriced. I just put it into this:

Hmmm.....

 

Screenshot 2024-03-14 at 19-52-34 House price index Nationwide.png

"Safe as houses". You could have earned more in those 3 years sitting on the dole.

 

Well it’s getting daft when 2 bed terraces are renting out for 500 in stoke (some very nice ones are 650 allegedly).I know it’s only zoopla with the estimate but the fucking estimate has gone up by another 1k . That’s 3k this fucking year ffs.3 bed semis are also increasing big fuck 

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Wight Flight
26 minutes ago, King Penda said:

Well it’s getting daft when 2 bed terraces are renting out for 500 in stoke (some very nice ones are 650 allegedly).I know it’s only zoopla with the estimate but the fucking estimate has gone up by another 1k . That’s 3k this fucking year ffs.3 bed semis are also increasing big fuck 

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When an £85k home rents for £500 you know you are in a shit area.

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King Penda
8 minutes ago, Wight Flight said:

When an £85k home rents for £500 you know you are in a shit area.

That’s all of stoke

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Wight Flight
8 minutes ago, King Penda said:

That’s all of stoke

I had a brief fling with a burd that lived in Stoke.

it was interesting.

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spygirl

More IO mortgage fuckwittery.

https://amp.theguardian.com/money/2024/mar/17/church-of-england-accused-of-acting-like-a-loan-shark-over-vicars-widow-falling-313000-in-debt

In this case, as things stand, the original £55,000 looks likely to end up costing £400,000 or more. That is arguably not a good look when the archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, famously declared war on payday lenders and predatory lending practices.

No, it really fucking doesn't cost 400k.

They had a scheme, set up to allow vicars to have a house. They could have paid capital off, they sat in the House fir 30 fucking years ffs.

The wife will die and CoE takes it reward.

Just Pheobe doesnt get the house doesn't make it wrong.

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One percent
14 minutes ago, spygirl said:

More IO mortgage fuckwittery.

https://amp.theguardian.com/money/2024/mar/17/church-of-england-accused-of-acting-like-a-loan-shark-over-vicars-widow-falling-313000-in-debt

In this case, as things stand, the original £55,000 looks likely to end up costing £400,000 or more. That is arguably not a good look when the archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, famously declared war on payday lenders and predatory lending practices.

No, it really fucking doesn't cost 400k.

They had a scheme, set up to allow vicars to have a house. They could have paid capital off, they sat in the House fir 30 fucking years ffs.

The wife will die and CoE takes it reward.

Just Pheobe doesnt get the house doesn't make it wrong.

How does over 80 percent stake in the property become 17 percent?  From the article 

Norris says the purchase price was about £66,000, and the loan the couple got, on which they paid interest only, was for £55,000 – about 83% of the price.

When Norris started helping her mother manage her affairs, she was keen to find out more about the loan. In her initial exchanges with the board last autumn, it indicated it would cost Rose about £60,000 to pay off the mortgage. That was because, it said in an email, that her equity share was 83.3%.

But a few weeks later, Norris was told this was an error and that the equity share was actually less than 17%. As a result, said an email, the amount Rose would have to hand over to settle the mortgage was just under £300,000.

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17 minutes ago, spunko said:

 

I'm going to be honest I never thought I'd see this kind of article being published by the MSM.

Telegraph seem to have been hit with the common sense stcik for a year or two, similar on many topics. They are very much the outlier though.

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spygirl

Total made up wibble from The I

 

https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/middle-class-cant-afford-lives-ashamed-admit-2947413

We’d asked a broker to find us a new mortgage to bring down our massive monthly repayments. He told us he had a deal in the bag that would save us several hundred quid a month. It was a big relief. That was, until the mini-budget. The broker was back on the phone within 24 hours telling us that the offer had been withdrawn. The best deal he could now do represented a small increase on our previous repayments. We were back to square one. No, it was actually worse.

 

 

Show me the numbers.

10y yield is same as it was in 22

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmbmkgb-10y?countrycode=bx

 

 

Self employed journo ffs

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/sam-delaney-a0b9a931

 

 

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Your not middle class.

Your fucked.

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Bornagain
On 15/03/2024 at 09:36, HousePriceMania said:

Looks like John Lewis has pulled out of Build To Rent


Was a mental decision in the first place.

 

 

She announced the intention to get into that kind of business and within a few minutes we DOSBODders recognised that this was a spectacularly stupid thing for John Lewis to get involved in.

How much did she spunk away in internal and external consultant fees before reaching the same conclusion ?

The mind fucking boggles.

 

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One percent
3 minutes ago, Bornagain said:

She announced the intention to get into that kind of business and within a few minutes we DOSBODders recognised that this was a spectacularly stupid thing for John Lewis to get involved in.

How much did she spunk away in internal and external consultant fees before reaching the same conclusion ?

The mind fucking boggles.

 

But weren’t there any checks and balances?  Surely someone else at JL must have had at least the intelligence of the average dosbodder. I know absolutely nothing of economics and business but even I know when something doesn’t pass the sniff test.  

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1 minute ago, One percent said:

But weren’t there any checks and balances?  Surely someone else at JL must have had at least the intelligence of the average dosbodder. I know absolutely nothing of economics and business but even I know when something doesn’t pass the sniff test.  

God knows what made them think that getting into property rentals was a good idea.

Perhaps if they had a leadership team that was truly diverse in the way they think, believe and act, then somebody would have put their hand up and said WTF...

However, I imagine that to criticise the idea of the top dog is comit career suicide - so the poor bugger who can see the inevitable result just keeps his/her mouth shut.

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One percent
1 minute ago, Bornagain said:

God knows what made them think that getting into property rentals was a good idea.

Perhaps if they had a leadership team that was truly diverse in the way they think, believe and act, then somebody would have put their hand up and said WTF...

However, I imagine that to criticise the idea of the top dog is comit career suicide - so the poor bugger who can see the inevitable result just keeps his/her mouth shut.

Yeah, we’ve all been there, thinking wtf but knowing it’s career suicide to say anything.  

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AlfredTheLittle
4 hours ago, apples said:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/property/buying-selling/why-its-tony-blairs-fault-that-you-cannot-buy-a-house/ (full article text in quote)

Why it’s Tony Blair’s fault if you can’t buy a house

This is a great article, just a shame it's taken the media so long (about 18 years?) to catch on - maybe we're finally reaching the tipping point where mainstream journalists are themselves negatively impacted by high house prices, and wanting falls could become the majority view?

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Frank Hovis
9 hours ago, AlfredTheLittle said:

This is a great article, just a shame it's taken the media so long (about 18 years?) to catch on - maybe we're finally reaching the tipping point where mainstream journalists are themselves negatively impacted by high house prices, and wanting falls could become the majority view?

 

That will have a lot to do with it.

Go back a bit and most journos had a string of BtLs and second homes, old Kirstie now makes Christmas decorations out of toilet roll inners but used to get really emotional about people, I think she name checked HPC, wanting house prices to crash saying they were wicked or evil.

These people, through their reliance upon house prices only ever going up, had a deep attachment to that as an article of faith. Many MPs were just the same.

Now the older journos / MP are beginning to retire and the balance is tipping to those under forty who can't afford to buy a reasonable home let alone a string of BtLs.

And that will mark a fundamental shift in the message from ever increasing house prices are good to high house prices being toxic to society.

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spygirl

BBC front page kick off -

New mortgage deals being pulled within days

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68574065

Mortgage deals are typically on offer for just 15 days before being pulled, despite homeowners and buyers having the widest choice for 16 years.

This is the shortest shelf-life in six months, according to financial information service Moneyfacts.

As a result, people have little time to decide when rates are volatile.

This is spring FFS.

Every thing os meant to be rosy n going great guns.

U can loads of regional Nigels, Quentins, ringing up the BBC, to complain about talking  the market down.

 

 

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About 1.6 million existing borrowers have relatively cheap fixed-rate deals expiring this year, so need to make their minds up.

Johnny Abbott, from Loughborough, falls into that category and is watching deals with increasing concern.

The 39-year-old and wife Sophie, who have three children, are weighing up whether to get a new mortgage when their current deal comes to an end in July. The alternative is to move to a slightly bigger home that needs renovating, and where the mortgage is only slightly higher.

Everything, Mr Abbott admits, feels like a gamble at the moment. Unless rates start to fall soon, they will have to cut back on costs whichever option they choose. That means no holiday, fewer swimming lessons for the children, no gym or TV subscription.

"We don't have a massive income, but we feel grateful to be where we are - able to manage costs, and not drowning in them," the charity debt centre manager said.

"We will just have to do what we can to make things stretch."

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Thats a non job FFS.

https://www.newlifeloughborough.com/community-action/christians-against-poverty/

As a church we want to serve our local community and one of our ways of doing that is through Christians Against Poverty, our debt centre which is managed by Johnny Abbott. Here families and individuals can become debt free with the help of a personal budgeting system and from the support from Johnny and a volunteer support worker.

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Ill got further,.

Thats something youd volunteer for, free of pay.

Making a job about something that should be done for free is fucked, and is something the happy clappies are very keen on - creating non jobs, and giving them to friends n family.

And why in fuck take debt advice from someone who appears to have fucked up?

 

 

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These happy clappies are all run on tithes.

So not only is sad sack paying £££ in tax, then are then expected to cough up another 10% to the the church.

The bible provided as good guide - 10% of income for good causes/commity.

If you are paying 40% tax then you are good causes x 4

 

 

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spygirl
12 hours ago, spygirl said:

Total made up wibble from The I

 

https://inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyle/middle-class-cant-afford-lives-ashamed-admit-2947413

We’d asked a broker to find us a new mortgage to bring down our massive monthly repayments. He told us he had a deal in the bag that would save us several hundred quid a month. It was a big relief. That was, until the mini-budget. The broker was back on the phone within 24 hours telling us that the offer had been withdrawn. The best deal he could now do represented a small increase on our previous repayments. We were back to square one. No, it was actually worse.

 

 

Show me the numbers.

10y yield is same as it was in 22

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmbmkgb-10y?countrycode=bx

 

 

Self employed journo ffs

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/sam-delaney-a0b9a931

 

 

Flat 5, 231 - 233, Ladbroke Grove, London, Greater London W10 6HG

Flat
£590,000 12 Jul 2019 Leasehold
No other historical records

Your not middle class.

Your fucked.

We’d asked a broker to find us a new mortgage to bring down our massive monthly repayments. He told us he had a deal in the bag that would save us several hundred quid a month.

The only thing to bring down a 'massive monthly repayments' is paying off the debt.

How naive, typical journo.

Contributing some BS story, blaming Team Truss for their own fuckwittery.

Waahhahhha

 

 

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